zahir hai...

zahir hai mujhe tumhari fikr rehti hai...
tum block kar doge...
comments ka jawab nahi doge...
phone karo to call uthate nahi ho...

zahir hai fikr to hogi...

dekhna poori raat tumhein call karti rahungi...
comments kar karke tumhara blog bhar dungi...

ishq karti hu tumse.... saccha wala...

#Yimepass

Doctorni Sahiba koi medicine bata do...

Doctorni Sahiba koi medicine bata do...

Subah... Shaam... bole mera jiya...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

aur

Jab koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

aur

Subah-subah jab khidki kholu...
Baaju wali Dadi amma haaye...
Dil mera bole...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

#Yimepass

AB... AB... AB... AB...

AB... AB... AB... AB...
ABBBBB...ABBBBB...

Parvat pe chhaye jab kaali ghata...
To Dil karta hai...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

Yeh AB... AB... kya hai?
Yeh AB... AB... kya hai?

Jab koi accha lagta hai...
Bada jaan se pyara lagta hai...
To Dil karta hai...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

#Yimepass

Yeh Dil Tum Pe Aa Gaya Hai AB...

Yeh Dil Tum Pe Aa Gaya Hai AB...
Oh Baby... My Baby...
hahaha

aye AB... o AB... suno Baby...
hahaha

jab bhi koi ladki dekhu...
mera dil deewana bole...
AB... AB... AB...
gau tarana yaara, jhoom-jhoom ke haule-haule...
AB...AB... AB...

#Yimepass

Naaz kar mujhpar ki...

Naaz kar mujhpar ki tujhse Ishq hai besumaar...
Qadr kar meri ki Main sirf Ek hun...

aur

Mere andar bhi jaag uthe Chandani...
Gar AB keh main teri hun...

#Yimepass

Timepass: Blog banaya hai...

Shahjahan ne apni Mumtaz ke liye TajMahal banaya tha...

Maine apni GuNn ke liye 

Blog banaya hai...

04 Blogs...

Chaar Minarein....

Fhitte Mooh Tera...

hahaha....

- RaJ

Timepass : What r u missing actually...

What r u missing actually...

Good Question... Very Good Question...
And The Answer is My Begum Sahiba...

"GuNn"...

Timepass - Bachpan ki woh ameeri...

Timepass...

Endu - Bachpan ki woh ameeri na jaane kaha kho gai...

RaJ - Simple... Beauty Parlour mein... make-up, shake-up mein... Lipsticko mein... Sohne-Sohne mehange-mehange salwar-suit mein... mobile bill mein...

aur kahan... Saara rupiya paisa sab wahi barbaad hua hai...

hehehe...

Real Timepass - Rang Birangi Kacchiya...

Shopkeeper - Ki chahida Bauji... Ini dair se dekhi ja rahe ho?

Romil - Hai ki tere kol... Capri aur shirta... Mai bacchiya waste Salwar-Suit chaunda si...

Shopkeeper - Saddi dukaan wich to yeh rang-birangi kacchiya hi hai Bacchiya vaste...

Bauji... Aj kal di Jananiya bhi yahi pehanna pasand kardi hai... Fashiona hai ajkal da... Nikki-Nikki jeansa, Yeh ulool-julool likhi t-shirta... Ajkal di Kudiya ko ahe hi pasand hai Bauji...

Real Timepass - Fashion hai...

Romil - Yeh ungaliyon mein Peeli, Neeli, Lal, Hari Nailpolishe kyon laga rakhi hai...?

Nailpolishe khatam ho gayi thi kya?

Kudiya - hehehe... Fashion hai...

Real Timepass - kaali paundi hai...

Romil - Saddi wali bhi bahut chheti kaali paundi hai...

Kulfi wala - Puttar... Saddi Nua bhi nai sundi... Saddi Maa ek sau tee saal di hokar mari... Dengar chalundi, dudh piyoti, khana banati, 8-8 bacche jamiya...

Aajkal di nua... Sarson saag nahi ghot paundi hai... Ek kilo tandoori nahi laga sagdi hai...

Bas apne mard naal chimatana aunda hai... Pata nahi kinna chimatana chaundi hai...

Asi na ase hi nai Dhabe de Malika bane baithe hai... Sab Maa di Mehara hai...

Real Timepass - Adde...

Romil - Adde le chal Veere...

Rickshaw wala - Kaide Adde Bauji...

Romil - Bus Adde aur Kede Adde?

Rickshaw wala - Mai socha savere-savere hi tussi Peena-Peena chauhane aa...

Romil - Na Veere... Asi RadhaSoami wala hai... Pee ke kidro jana...

Real Timepass - tarakki...

Tea wala - Sadde varge bhi kuch socho maliko...

Asi kandhe utthe dhoye-dhoye fir rahe hai...

Tuwadi to batheri Trucka chal rahi hai...

Kuch Gariba de tarakki wich bi ta thoda socho...

Romil - Panj rupiya mein tune kaunsi batheri tarakkiya karni hai...

Asi ta aaj tak thokara kha rahe hai Veere...

Kudi lut-put ke le gai sadaa kaam truckka da...

Real Timepass... Panj rupiya... Chori...

Autowala - Panj (5) rupiye di ta gal hai... De do na Veere... Tusi ta chaali-petali (40-45) di umar ke ta honge...

Romil - Moye, Marjaane... Main ta abhi Bee (20) da haan... Ab ta main nai dena tune Panj rupiya... 

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Choori salesman - Bhai Sahib, Saali, Gharwale ke liye le lijiye na...

Romil - Dono nahi hai...

Choori Salesman - To Bahaarwali ke liye le lijiye...

Romil - Woh bhi nahi hai... Kaho to khud pehan le...

hehehe

Baap di ladli bigad gai hai...

kudi haatha wich nikal gai hai...
puttar g tuwade siwa hor kis nu dashu...

Chatori ho gai hai...
Samosa-chaat, chaat-pakodi, dahi-bhalle pata nahi kya-kya khaya karti hai...

Baap di ladli bigad gai hai...

akele-akele, Yo-Yo type mundon ke saath Chandigarh ghum-fir aai hai...
Sanu dashdi nahi hai...
Shauka hi nahi khatam honde kudi de...
Cigarette... Beer... Sharabein hi nahi mukdi...

Baap di ladli bigad gai hai...

Din bhar selfie queen bana fira karti hai...
Ki karaa... Waheguru naal haazri laga-laga ke thak gai hai...
main ta choori-chippa purse check kar leti hai, kahi condom-shomdom na nikal aai...

Ki dasaa kudi hatha vich nikal gai hai...

Punjabi ta bolti hi nahi hai...
Jado dekho to angreji vich tipar-tipar karti rehti hai...
Fashiona wich lagi rehti hai...

Sharir di parwah hi nahi rakhti...
Gurudware naal to jaise rishta hi tod rakha hai...

Kudi haatha wich nikal gai hai...

Baap di ladli bigad gai hai...

- ⛅

PaneerPasanda Log...

PaneerPasanda Log...

Badi hi Siyani Bahu hai hamari...

Dudh phat jaye to khush ho jaati hai...
Taliya bajati hai...
Jhat se Paneer bana leti hai...

Kadahi Paneer, Shahi Paneer, Paneer Kofta, Paneer Palak, Paneer Paratha, Paneer Korma, Paneer Tikka, Paneer Do Pyaza, Matar Paneer, Aloo Paneer, Paneer Kabab, Paneer Momos, Paneer Samosa...
Paneer ki family pe kitab likh rahi hai...

Ghar mein hum sab log ise DoctorPaneer bulate hai...
Isne Paneer pe jo PhD kar rakhi hai...

Kisi bhi party mein ho... Function mein ho...
Chahe jitni bhi bheed ho...
Paneer ka counter chahe jitna bhi door laga ho...
Yeh lad-jhagad ke plate mein paneer le hi aati hai...
Fir chahe Saree kyon na Paneer ki Sabji se naha jati hai...

Badi hi Siyani Bahu hai hamari...

- ⛅

jOKeS...

GF mummy - Suno g, lagta hai hamari ladki kisi se pyar karte hain.
GF papa - Tumko kaise pata chala?
GF mummy - Na woh hum logon se apna mobile recharge karwane ke liye rupiya mangati hai, na movie dekhane ke liye rupiya mangati hai, na shopping ke liye rupiya mangati hain...
[kahin suna..suna... sa lagta hain.... written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JoKE..

RoMil - Hospital Main...
RoMil ka Bhai - Lady Doctor Se Puchata Hua...Zaara Suno...Kya Khayal Hai RoMil Ke Baare Main....
Lady Doctor - Yeh Khadush Ke Khayal..Din Bhar Bhagwan Ke Saath Poore Hospital Ko Galiyaa Deta Rehta Hai. Abhi To Iski Ek Tang Tooti Hai, Mera Bas Chalta To Iska Sar Bhi Fhod Deti.
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

REALly funny...

Jab bhi koiye aashiq apne mehboob ki tasveer dekhata hai...
koiye aashiq usse chand kehta hai,
koiye aashiq usse gulab kehta hai,
koiye aashiq usse rabb ka noor kehta hai.
*
Magar Maine Jab Tasveer Dekhe Thi To Usse
TERRORIST Kahan Tha. Saachi Rabb Ki Sau. hain na really funny. :-)
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

joKE

Aunty - DoLL tumhara MBA complete ho gaya?
DoLL - Nahi...Pata nahi chala kahan 05 yrs chale gaye.
Aunty - Phone par aur kahan.
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]