AB... AB... AB... AB...

AB... AB... AB... AB...
ABBBBB...ABBBBB...

Parvat pe chhaye jab kaali ghata...
To Dil karta hai...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

Yeh AB... AB... kya hai?
Yeh AB... AB... kya hai?

Jab koi accha lagta hai...
Bada jaan se pyara lagta hai...
To Dil karta hai...
AB... AB... AB... AB...

#Yimepass

Naaz kar mujhpar ki...

Naaz kar mujhpar ki tujhse Ishq hai besumaar...
Qadr kar meri ki Main sirf Ek hun...

aur

Mere andar bhi jaag uthe Chandani...
Gar AB keh main teri hun...

#Yimepass

Timepass: Blog banaya hai...

Shahjahan ne apni Mumtaz ke liye TajMahal banaya tha...

Maine apni GuNn ke liye 

Blog banaya hai...

04 Blogs...

Chaar Minarein....

Fhitte Mooh Tera...

hahaha....

#Romil

Timepass : What r u missing actually...

What r u missing actually...

Good Question... Very Good Question...
And The Answer is My Begum Sahiba...

"GuNn"...

#Romil

Timepass - Bachpan ki woh ameeri...

Timepass...

Endu - Bachpan ki woh ameeri na jaane kaha kho gai...

RaJ - Simple... Beauty Parlour mein... make-up, shake-up mein... Lipsticko mein... Sohne-Sohne mehange-mehange salwar-suit mein... mobile bill mein...

aur kahan... Saara rupiya paisa sab wahi barbaad hua hai...

hehehe...

Real Timepass - Rang Birangi Kacchiya...

Shopkeeper - Ki chahida Bauji... Ini dair se dekhi ja rahe ho?

Romil - Hai ki tere kol... Capri aur shirta... Mai bacchiya waste Salwar-Suit chaunda si...

Shopkeeper - Saddi dukaan wich to yeh rang-birangi kacchiya hi hai Bacchiya vaste...

Bauji... Aj kal di Jananiya bhi yahi pehanna pasand kardi hai... Fashiona hai ajkal da... Nikki-Nikki jeansa, Yeh ulool-julool likhi t-shirta... Ajkal di Kudiya ko ahe hi pasand hai Bauji...

Real Timepass - Adde...

Romil - Adde le chal Veere...

Rickshaw wala - Kaide Adde Bauji...

Romil - Bus Adde aur Kede Adde?

Rickshaw wala - Mai socha savere-savere hi tussi Peena-Peena chauhane aa...

Romil - Na Veere... Asi RadhaSoami wala hai... Pee ke kidro jana...

Real Timepass - tarakki...

Tea wala - Sadde varge bhi kuch socho maliko...

Asi kandhe utthe dhoye-dhoye fir rahe hai...

Tuwadi to batheri Trucka chal rahi hai...

Kuch Gariba de tarakki wich bi ta thoda socho...

Romil - Panj rupiya mein tune kaunsi batheri tarakkiya karni hai...

Asi ta aaj tak thokara kha rahe hai Veere...

Kudi lut-put ke le gai sadaa kaam truckka da...

Real Timepass... Panj rupiya... Chori...

Autowala - Panj (5) rupiye di ta gal hai... De do na Veere... Tusi ta chaali-petali (40-45) di umar ke ta honge...

Romil - Moye, Marjaane... Main ta abhi Bee (20) da haan... Ab ta main nai dena tune Panj rupiya... 

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Choori salesman - Bhai Sahib, Saali, Gharwale ke liye le lijiye na...

Romil - Dono nahi hai...

Choori Salesman - To Bahaarwali ke liye le lijiye...

Romil - Woh bhi nahi hai... Kaho to khud pehan le...

hehehe

PaneerPasanda Log...

PaneerPasanda Log...

Badi hi Siyani Bahu hai hamari...

Dudh phat jaye to khush ho jaati hai...
Taliya bajati hai...
Jhat se Paneer bana leti hai...

Kadahi Paneer, Shahi Paneer, Paneer Kofta, Paneer Palak, Paneer Paratha, Paneer Korma, Paneer Tikka, Paneer Do Pyaza, Matar Paneer, Aloo Paneer, Paneer Kabab, Paneer Momos, Paneer Samosa...
Paneer ki family pe kitab likh rahi hai...

Ghar mein hum sab log ise DoctorPaneer bulate hai...
Isne Paneer pe jo PhD kar rakhi hai...

Kisi bhi party mein ho... Function mein ho...
Chahe jitni bhi bheed ho...
Paneer ka counter chahe jitna bhi door laga ho...
Yeh lad-jhagad ke plate mein paneer le hi aati hai...
Fir chahe Saree kyon na Paneer ki Sabji se naha jati hai...

Badi hi Siyani Bahu hai hamari...

- ⛅

JoKE..

Romil - Hospital Mein...

Romil ka Bhai - Lady Doctor Se Puchata Hua...

Zara Suno...

Kya Khayal Hai Romil Ke Baare Mein...

Lady Doctor - Iss Khadoos Ke Khayal...

Din Bhar Bhagwan Ke Saath Poore Hospital Ko Galiya Deta Rehta Hai. Abhi To Iski Ek Tang Tooti Hai, Mera Bas Chalta To Iska Sar Bhi Fod Deti...

REALly funny...

Jab bhi koi aashiq apne mehboob ki tasveer dekhata hai...
koi aashiq use chand kehta hai,
koi aashiq use gulab kehta hai,
koi aashiq use rab ka noor kehta hai.
*
Magar Maine Jab Tasveer Dekhe Thi To Use
TERRORIST Kahan Tha. 

Saachi Rab Ki Sau. 

hain na really funny. :-)

#Romil

joKE

Aunty - DoLL tumhara MBA complete ho gaya?
DoLL - Nahi...Pata nahi chala kahan 05 yrs chale gaye.
Aunty - Phone par aur kahan.
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JOke - REAL liFE

Bahut Samay Baad Jab Baache, Apni Maa Se Milate Hai To!

Maa Kehti Hai - Kitna Dubala Ho Gaya Hai Mera Baacha! Kuch Khaate Nahi Ho Kya? Apna Khayal Nahi Rakhate Ho?
Aur Meri Maa Kehti Hai - Kitna Motulala, Golu-Molu Ho Gaya Hai, Kitna Peethu Ho Gaya Hai! hehehehehehehehe...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]