Gajab ke Bande ho...

NaaZ keh rahi thi ...

Chalo Rakhi bando mujhe... Hamesha protect karti hu tumhein... Sarafat se Rakhi bando...

Gajab ke Bande ho tum...

Jab saara Hindustan kuch na kuch kaam kar raha hota hai. Tab Janaab 12:00 baje bistar se uthate hai...  Bistar ko bhi manusiyat ka adda bana rakha hai ... 

Fir Lakhnavi Nawab ki tarah Chai piyenge... Farik Insaan...

Nawabon ki Malika-e-Husn ki tarah to Janab bathroom mein itna waqt lagate hai...

Banda din mein Khuda ko pareshan karta hai... Are ek hi ko kar lo, pata nahi kitne Khuda ko pareshan karta hain...

Kahil Insaan 3-4 baje pehla niwala khata hai...

Chiraag lekar dhundhane nikalenge tab bhi tum jaisa poore Hindustan mein nahi milega...

Na zindagi ki fikar... Na kuch kar guzarne ka junoon... 

Sacche Ishq ne dunia kayam hone se aaj tak kisi ko aabad nahi kiya hai... Nikamma-nakara hi bana diya hai .... Yaad rahe...

Sultan naam hi sahi hai tumhara...

Meri kisi baat pe agar Kaan pe Juu rengi ho to gaur farmaiyega...

Aur in shadyantrakariyon se kaho... NaaZ keh rahi thi... Abhi Hum Zinda hai, mat kare bekaar ki azmaayise... Kham kha mehangi padh jayegi...

#Romil

In Saanpon se keh do...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

In Saanpon se keh do apne fann na fehlaye...
Warna apni Jutti tale kuchal-masal dungi...

Goli ki aawazon se daroge to banduk kaise chala paoge...
hehe...

- Sultan...

Warna log Dalal hi samjhenge...

NaaZ keh rahi thi... Inko samjha do...

Randi ke kehne pe mehakama mat chalaye...
Warna log Dalal hi samjhenge aapko...

- Sultan

Use khabar nahi ki mujhe sab khabar hai...

Use khabar nahi ki mujhe sab khabar hai...
Tere har ek paitare pe meri nazar hai...

Bana baitha hai bada Huzur-e-Maalik...
Tujhe to itna bhi nahi pata, Cyber C se likha jaata hai ya S se...

Aisa lungi unki...
Ki kehte rahenge...

Logy... Logy... Logy... Logy
No.... No...
Tech...

Technology...
Technology...

#Romil

उसे खबर नहीं कि मुझे सब खबर है... 

तेरे हर एक पैतरे पर मेरी नजर है... 

बना बैठा है बड़ा हुजूर-ए-मालिक 

तुझे तो इतना भी नहीं पता साइबर "सी" से लिखा जाता है "एस" से.. 

ऐसा लूंगी उनकी 

कि कहते रहेंगे...

लोगी... लोगी... लोगी... लोगी...

टेक....

टेक्नोलॉजी

टेक्नोलॉजी

#रोमिल

technology-technology khelne do ise...

technology-technology khelne do ise...
hum iske saath khelenge...

Karne do... Jo kar sakta hai...
Jab tak thak-haar nahi jaata...
Tab tak bhagayenge ise...

#Romil

टेक्नोलॉजी-टेक्नोलॉजी खेलने दो इसे...

हम इसके साथ खेलेंगे...

करने दो...जो कर सकता है...

जब तक थक-हार नही जाता...

तब तक भगायेंग इसे...

#रोमिल

kabhi kisi...

kabhi kisi vishal ped ka koi fhal bhi sada-gala, kharab nikal jaata hai...

aur

kabhi kisi chhote se paude ka ek phool bhi apni khushboo se bagiya mehka deta hai....

Rab hi jaane...

#Romil

कभी किसी विशाल पेड़ का कोई फल भी सड़ा-गला, खराब निकल जाता है... 

और 

कभी किसी छोटे से पौधे का एक फूल भी अपनी खुशबू से बगीया महका देता है... 

रब ही जाने...

#रोमिल

Fir is baar Baarish mein Makaan deh gaya...

Fir is baar Baarish mein makaan deh gaya...

Azan hui Amma fir chal padi Namaz padne...

Maine kahan... Rehan do us be-reham Khuda ke yahan haazri lagane se...

Amma boli...

Bas ise hi Mohabbat kehte hai puttar ji... yahi hoti hai Mohabbat... 

Jo sirf dena janti hai, lena nahi...

Mujhe mere Maalik se mohabbat hai...

Waise Namaz hum khud ke liye padte hai... Farz hai...

#Romil

फिर इस बार मकान ढह गया...

अज़ान हुई, अम्मा चल पड़ी नमाज़ पढ़ने...

मैंने कहाँ... रहन दो उस बेरहम ख़ुदा के यहाँ हाज़री लगाने से...

अम्मा बोली...

बस इसे ही मुहब्बत कहते है पुत्तर जी...

यहीं होती है मुहब्बत...

जो सिर्फ देना जानती है, लेना नही...

मुझे मेरे मालिक से मुहब्बत है...

वैसे नमाज़ हम ख़ुद के लिए पढ़ते है... फर्ज़ है...

#रोमिल

Thak chuka hun...

Thak chuka hun mare hue se baat karte-karte...

Yaad rakh...
Hidayat ke liye bheja hai use...
Khuda ne chuna hai tujhe...
Na koi mulla-tulla, na koi maulavi... Koi nahi jakad payega use...

Maalik ke raaz maalik hi jaane...
Rehman ke aage sab beasar hai...
Khuda bahut chahata hai tujhe...

#Romil

थक चुका हूं मरे हुए से बात करते-करते... 

याद रख... 

हिदायत के लिए भेजा है उसे 

खुदा ने चुना है तुझे 

ना कोई मुल्ला-टुल्ला, ना कोई मौलवी... कोई नहीं जकड़ पाएगा उसे... 

मलिक के राज मालिक ही जाने... 

रहमान के आगे सब बेअसर है 

ख़ुदा बहुत चाहता है तुझे...

#रोमिल

Mujhe yeh nahi samaj aata...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Mujhe yeh nahi samaj aata hai...

Nikaah... Halala... Chaar Nikaah... Jehaad ke waqt hi sirf Mardo(n) ko Quran-e-Paak kyon yaad aati hai...

Namaaz, Bade-Bujurgon ki khidmat, Bacchon ki parwarish, Aurat ke huqooq, Zakat... ke waqt kyon nahi Quran-e-Paak yaad rehti hai...

Maah-e-Ramzaan aate-aate...
Mardon ke Jism pe kutra-pajama...
Chehare pe dadhie...
Sar pe topi aa jati hai...
Juban pe aayatein...
Aankhon mein sharm aa jaati hai...

Aur

Eid aate hi...
Fir wahi sab gustakhiyan, dil-farebiyan chaalu ho jaati hai...

- Sultan

Jab aasmaan mein hamari Patang udti hai na...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Yeh koi nai-nai Khakhi hai... Naya-Naya Patangbaaz hai..  Abhi pagalpan tune dekha hi kaha hai hamara...

Jab aasmaan mein hamari Patang udti hai na, sab Patangbaaz kehte hai isse door hi raho... Hum Taar baand ke Maanjhe se Kankauwa udate hai...

Jis din lapete mein aa gaye Miya, aisa uljhaungi ke seedhe power house ke transformer mein le jayungi... Fir dhamaka... Zor wala dhamaka...

Tumhare mehakame ki Gangotri humse hi nikalti hai... Sahi hai...

- Sultan

Patang jo hai na woh Saddi se bhi udai ja sakti hai aur Maanjhe se bhi....

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Patang jo hai na woh Saddi se bhi udai ja sakti hai aur Maanjhe se bhi...

Fark bas itna hai Saddi se Patang kat jaati hai aur Maanjhe se Patang kaat di jaati hai...

Hamari Patang Maanjhe wali thi... Woh bhi Bareilly wala Maanjha...

Tumne to direct humse Pencha hi Lada liya... Aisa katungi teri Patang ki poora Lakhnau lootega... Sahi hai...

- Sultan

Betaabi hai... Arora seedha bhi ulta bhi Arora...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Yeh court-room hai Janaab, yahan mard ulajhane se darte hai, main to poore mehakame, poore khandaan ko bulane ko betaab baithi hun...

Koi bas chhu ke dekhe to tujhe... 
tujhe Chhedne ki saaza to main deti hi rahungi...

Isi liye kehti hu... 
"jitni jyada degree hongi, 
utni jyada ladai aasan hongi..."

Saawalon ke teer bhi taiyaar hai mere pass...
"Shaadi kyon nahi ki abhi tak...
Koi mard nahi mila
Ya
Ek mard se jee nahi bhara..."

"14 saal naukari ki hai tumhare yahaan mere muwakkil ne,
Suna hai raat ke 10-10 baje, 11-11 baje... Kabhi-Kabhi to poori-poori raat kaam karta tha...
Office ka hi kaam karwati thi ya fir raat mein koi aur sewa leti thi..."

"Suna hai... Tere marad ko marad jyada pasand hai..."

"Mr. Follow-up... Suna hai aapko Follow-up karne ka bahut shauk hai... Ya fir Mr.Technology kahe...
Waise Ghar mein jo CCTV lagwaye hai woh Beti ke liye hai ya fir Naukrani ke liye..."

- Sultan

Zindagi ke rang...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Kaun insaan hoga jo apni zindagi mein khoobsurat-khoobsurat, aache-aache, behtareen rang nahi bharna chahega...

Apni zindagi ko rangeen, khushaseen nahi banana chahega...

Ek baccha chahe jaisi bhi tasveer banaye, chahe usmein jaise bhi rang bhare... Uske liye woh hi sabse khoobsurat chitrakaari hoti hai...

Hum kaun hote hai jo kisi ke zindagi ke rangon ki alochana kare...

Meera, ek bhagwa rang ke chole mein hi Shyam ko pyari thi...

Gandhi Ji ne sirf safed rang ki dhoti pehankar aazadi dila di thi...

Aurangzeb ne takhat pe baith kar bhi kaun si aachi misaal haasil kar li...

Vibhisham ko kutiya mein hi Hanuman mil gaye the... Raavan, Sone ki Lanka ka maalik hokar bhi Sita ko nahi pa saka tha...

Fakeer apni fakeeri ke rang mein mehlo ko thokar maarkar mazaro(n) pe baithe hai...

Sabse Sundar... Sabse pakka Prem ka rang hai... Par yeh har kisi pe nahi chhadata... Bahut hi gine-chune, khushnaseeb bande hote hai jo is rang mein saraboor ho jaate hai...

- Sultan...

Timepass: Munni ke baad tusi duje honge jo inna Badnaam ho...

NaaZ kehti hai...

Munni ke baad tusi duje honge jo inne Badnaam ho...

Pata nahi kedi-kedi kudiya naal lafda pai rakha hai...

Munda ghare rehnda hai ta inne lafde paal rakhe hai, je shehar wich dolne laga ta te Jamai banne mein World Record banayega...

Kaaka Ji... RajRani nu dasso tere naal Lod laani hai, Ladai-jhagda nahi karna hai...

- Sultan RaJ

Haazire-Khidmat mein umr bhar rahe Jallad ke...

NaaZ kehti hai...

Mujhe kya lagta hai Sultan...
Tumne koi qasam khai hui hai ki tum bewakuf bane rahoge...
Koi chahe tumhe kitni dafaa ya baar-baar tumko bewakuf banata rahe...
Sacchai ke baad bhi tum bewakuf bane rehte ho...
Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai?...

"Haazire-Khidmat mein umr bhar rahe Jallad ke...
Hum sar jhukate gaye... Woh sar qalam karta gaya..."

- Sultan

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...

NaaZ kehti hai... Keh do unko...

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...
Par tumhe yeh nahi pata...
Humne majboor kar rakha hai tumhe yeh chaal chalne ke liye...

aur

Tumhe to yeh bhi nahi pata Utth kis karvat bethega...
Haathi ko bhi tumhare peeche khula chhod rakha hai humne...

- Sultan

Aaj ki hi tareekh likh lo...

NaaZ kehti thi...

"Aaj ki hi tareekh likh lo."

Us din August 09, 2006 thi.

"Aane wale saalon mein tumhari Ruhani tarakki hone lagegi...
Dil ka huzra saaf hone lagega... 
Ruhaniyat ka ehsaas hone lagega...

Shabd, Shabd mein samane se pehle, Jyot, Jyoti mein leen hone se pehle,
Tu maalik ki taraf seediyan chadane lagega..."

- Sultan...

Is Haqeeqat mein raho...

NaaZ kehti hai.... Mashwara de do...

"Chahe Naqabon mein raho,
Pass hoke door ke dikhawe mein raho...
Tumhe hum chhod chuke hai...
Tumhe hum chhod chuke hai...
Is haqeeqat mein raho..."

aur

"Paidal hi tey kar sakta hun tere ghar ka fasala...
Tere liye behtar rahega...
Humse door hi raho"

- Sultan

Vah dheer vyakti jo...

Vah dheer vyakti jo vaani ke vegh ko, mann ki maango ko, krodh ki kiryao ko tatha jeebh, udar evam jannedriyon ke vegho ko sehan kar sakta hai, vah saare sansar mein shisya banne yogya hai.

"vaacho vegam mansah krodh-vegam
Jehba-vegh-mudaropasth vegam.
Aetaan-vegham yo vishhet dheerh,
Sarvampeemam prithivim sa sisyaath."

Equality...

Pavitra Aatma NaaZ kehti thi...

Sultan... Khuda ne to sabki liye equality banai hai...
bas logon ne fark paida kar diya...

Suraj jab damakta hai to sabke liye damakta hai...
Haawein jab chalti hai to sabke liye chalti hai...
Chand ki chandani sabke liye chamakati hai...
Yeh Nadi-Dariya-Samundar-Jangal sabke liye barabari ka haq dete hai...

Agar Deen ke hawale se bhi dekho...

Namaaz sabke liye farz hai...
Zakat sabke liye farz hai... Chahe koi kitna ameer ho ya kitna garib...
Rozein sabke liye farz hai... aisa nahi hai ki ameer 10 rozein rakhe aur garib poore mahine.
Maa-Baap ki sewa karna sabke liye batati gai hai...
Qayamat ka din jab aayega to sabke liye aayega...

Allah ne riyatein jarur bakshi hai...
Jaise yeh samaj sakte ho ki Suraj sabke liye aag barsata hai, magar agar aap nahi bardasht kar pa rahe hi to kisi ped ki chaav ke neeche aa jaye... Magar Suraj aapke liye apni aag nahi kam karega... Woh Rab ka hi adesh manega sirf...

Sirf logon ne zameen ko baata... Logon ko baata... tarah-tarah ke fark paida kiye...

- ⛅