aaj apne janamdin par, bigad baitha woh bhagwan par

aaj apne janamdin par
bigad baitha woh bhagwan par

bola...

muft mein baithe ladoo khate ho
aur mere kisi kaam bhi nahi aate ho.

yeh phoolon ki mala, 20/- rupiya ki ho gai hai
dhoop-agarbatti par bhi mehangai ki chadar chhad gai hai
yeh dekh kar bhi kuch rupiya kamane ka jugad nahi batate ho.
muft mein baithe ladoo khate ho...

mandir aane-jaane mein waqt lagta hai
auto wala bhi man-mafik kiraya wasool karta hai
meri pareshaniyon-dikkaton ko tum suljha nahi paate ho.
muft mein baithe ladoo khate ho...

apne liye to badiya AC lagwaye hue ho
hum bhakton ke liye ek fan bhi nahi chalwate ho
muft mein baithe ladoo khate ho...

aur kya kahon tumse
kehte-kehte thak chuka hoon
na tum sunate ho
aur
na Romil tum kehne se baaz aate ho...

muft mein baithe ladoo khate ho...
aur mere kisi kaam bhi nahi aate ho...

#Romil

आज अपने जन्मदिन पर 

बिगड़ बैठा वो भगवान पर... 

बोला... 

मुफ्त में बैठे लड्डू खाते हो 

और मेरे किसी काम भी नहीं आते हो 

यह फूलों की माला ₹20 की हो गई है 

धूप-अगरबत्ती पर भी महंगाई की चादर चढ़ गई है 

यह देखकर भी कुछ रुपया कमाने का जुगाड़ नहीं बताते हो 

मुफ्त में बैठे लड्डू खाते हो 

मंदिर आने-जाने में वक्त लगता है 

ऑटो वाला भी मन-माफिक किराया वसूल करता है 

मेरी परेशानियों-दिक्कतों को तुम सुलझा नहीं पाते हो...

मुफ्त में बैठे लड्डू खाते हो... 

अपने लिए तो बढ़िया एसी लगवाए हुए हो 

हम भक्तों के लिए एक पंखा भी नहीं चलवाते हो 

मुफ्त में बैठे लड्डू खाते हो...

और क्या कहूं तुमसे 

कहते-कहते थक चुका हूं 

ना तुम सुनते हो 

और 

ना रोमिल तुम कहने से बाज़ आते हो...

मुफ्त में बैठे लड्डू खाते हो 

और मेरे किसी काम भी नहीं आते हो...

#रोमिल

Bollywood Actors Turned Producers

Bollywood Actors Turned Producers


1. Amitabh Bachchan

2. Shahrukh Khan

3. Salman Khan

4. Aamir Khan

5. Farhan Akhtar

6. Akshay Kumar 

7. Saif Ali Khan

8. Ajay Devgan

9. Sanjay Dutt

Bollywood Singers Turned Actors n Bollywood Actors Turned Singers

Bollywood Singers Turned Actors 
1. Kishore Kumar
2. Sonu Nigam
3. Himesh Reshammiya
4. Lucky Ali
5. Aditya Narayan


Bollywood Actors Turned Singers
1. Amitabh Bachchan

2. Shahrukh Khan

3. Salman Khan

4. Aamir Khan

5. Sanjay Dutt

6. Abhishek Bachchan

7. Farhan Akhtar

8. Akshay Kumar 

9. Neil Nitin Mukesh

"gunjan ke vyanjan"

विज्ञापन  

डिश खुद बनाये बड़ा मज़ा आता हैं जब कोई डिश परफेक्ट बनती हैं ।

आओ हम सब मिल कर सीखे!

"गुंजन के व्यंजन"

गुंजन के अचार की सबसे बड़ी बात ये है की इनमे स्वाद काफ़ी कुछ घर के बने अचार जैसा आता है।  गुंजन सभी आचार बना लेती है जैसे आम का,  मिर्चा का भरवां अचार,  लहसुन का वगैरा वगैरा। पर हमे सबसे ज्यादा नीबू का अचार पसंद है। इस अचार मे मसाला तो है और साथ ही एक खट - मीठा सा स्वाद भी है। और यही खट - मीठा स्वाद इसकी खूबी है। और इसके साथ एक और खूबी है कि इसमे ताज़ा नीबू सी ताज़गी भी बरकरार रहती है।

तो अगर कभी लखनऊ जाए तो गुंजन के व्यंजन के यहाँ से अचार खरीद कर ट्राई करिए।

चेतावनी -  अगर खाने के बाद आप रब जी को प्यारे हो जाये, इसमें हमारा दोष नहीं हैं ।

हा हा हा हा हा हा  

Socha thodi si... thodi si... bas thodi si... taang kheechuuuu...

NaaZ n GuNn.... aapko chalo ek FUNNY song sunata hoon... Inspired hai baba...

*

Socha thodi si... thodi si... bas thodi si... taang kheechuuuu...

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Aate jaate yahaan main sab par nazar rakhati hoon 

Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???

Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...

***

KISNE KISKE SAATH living relationship BANA RAKHA HAI...

KISNE KITNE boyfriend ko fhaasa RAKHA HAI...

MAINE IS DIL MEIN saare mohalle KA HAAL CHUPA RAKHA HAI...

Bol sakati hoon zubaan, band magar rakhati hoon

Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???

Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...

***

KISI KI motorcycle mujhe ghar tak lift de YEH MUJHE MANJOOR NAHI...

Bol daite hoon motorcycle walon se.

"Tum Jaao Apne Raste and Mein Aapne Raste"

Main apne dil main CAR WALE KA INTEZAAR rakhati hoon...

Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???

Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...

***

PAPAD KO DEKH LOO TO APNA rang badal LETA HAI...

AACHAR KO CHOO LOO TO kharab HO JAATA HAI...

BHAIYA KI GIRLFRIEND KO BHAGAU... MAIN WOH saalah RAKHATI HOON...

BHAIYA KI GIRLFRIEND KO BHAGAU...MAIN WOH saalah RAKHATI HOON...

Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???

Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...

[INSPIRED - Written by Romil - Copyright Reserved]

On popular demand: Nupur’s back!!

On popular demand: Nupur’s back!!

Nupur's return on Miley Jab Hum Tum! Watch Star One TV channel. 11:30 pm

We Want Nupur Bhushan Sharma Back

WoW!!

Nupur Bhushan Sharma Alive???

BIG QUESTION MARK...

I hope DRAMA QUEEN is coming back...

aur fhir hogi thodi jyada masti... thodi jyada comedy... keep watching MJHT!

Ohh... Guptayeen Jee...

NaaZ... GuNn... tumko kuch unique sunata hu... aise hi mann se kahan to likha...

*

Ohh... Guptayeen Jee...

Ohh Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

chaal to dekho iski

smile to dekho iski

sabke dil par chaaye

yeh hai pyari guptayeen...

ohh.. Guptayeen Jee

ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

*

bhashan sabko daite

dusaron ki problem main fhasi rehti

pehalwan se bheedh jati

government employee ko jimmedari samjhati

sabke dil par chaaye

yeh ahi pyari guptayeen...

ohh.. Guptayeen Jee

ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

chaal to dekho iski

smile to dekho iski

sabke dil par chaaye

yeh hai pyari guptayeen...

ohh.. Guptayeen Jee

ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

*

panga na lena isse

danga kar degi yaaron

parsad churaya to mandir main pujari ko nanga kar daiti yaaron

traffic hua to yeh mantri ko phone kar daiti yaaron

vardi ka roob dekhaya to thanedaar ko jail main band kar daiti yaaron

chaal to dekho iski

smile to dekho iski

sabke dil par chaaye

yeh hai pyari guptayeen...

ohh.. Guptayeen Jee

ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

*

motorcycle yeh chalaye

internet par chatting bhi isse aaye

angregi jab yeh bole, angrej bhag jaye

[i can leave angrej behind]

sab kehte hai yaaron

Guptayeen Jee... apna desh bhi chalaye...

chaal to dekho iski

smile to dekho iski

sabke dil par chaaye

yeh hai pyari guptayeen...

ohh.. Guptayeen Jee

ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...

[written by romil - copyright reserved]

Ms. Jee... Jee...

NaaZ... GuNn hum aapko ek shararat song sunate hain... sirf masti hain baba... sachi...

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Ohh... Jee... Jee...

Ms. Jee... Jee...

Jee... Jee...

Jee... Jee... Karke yeh bheja mera re khaye

Chotey-Baade re sabko yeh Jee... Jee... Keh kar bulaye...

(kal padosi ke kuttey ko bhi yeh Doggy Jee keh kar bula rahi thi...) 

Kaise hain yeh punjaban na mirch... na garam masala... re hey...

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...

*

Gal mitthi-mitthi bole

Shehad re isme ghole

Down to Earth... Simple, Loving re rehte

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye..

HEY...

JEE... JEE...

Ohh... Ms. Jee... Jee...

*

Inni sohni hai yeh

chasmis anmol hai yeh

chehara manmohani iska

chal par bajate iske taashe dhol hai

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...

JEE...JEE...

Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...

*

khud ki problem na solve kar paye

jisse pyar kare, usse izhaar na kar paye

par dusaron ko samjhaye ban kar NANI

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...

JEE...JEE...

Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...

*

Pal main ho jaati hain jazbaati

sabke dukhon ki hain woh saathi

ek hain laakhon main

sabke dil ki shehzaadi

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

zindagi main kaise-kaise din aate hain...

zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...

subah-subah baachon-biwi ki chaipoooo-chaipoooo sunkar hum jagte hai... 

bathroom se shampoo ke liye chillate hai...

jab bhi Tulsi Mata ko Jal chadane jao... taar par latki biwi ki saree main fhas hum jaate hai...

breakfast main fir wahi ajavaine-parathe aur fheekhi chai peete hai...

zindagi main kaise-kaise din aate hai...

***

office toilet mein jakar thodi dair hum so jaate  hai...
biwi-baachon ke liye overtime-pasina hum bahate hai...
biwi ko bina bataiye office colleague ke saath chori-chori movie dekhane jaate hai...
har ladki ko khud ko bachelor hum batate hai...
zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...

***
office se chahe jitna bhi thak kar aao... fir bhi biwi-baachon ko ghumane hum le jaate hai...
saala... dukaan par whisper pads laine hum hi jaate hai...
apne payjame mein apni biwi se hum nada dalwate hai...
raat mein band khidki par bhi hum parda chadate hai...

zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...

***

#Romil

जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं... 

सुबह-सुबह बच्चों-बीबी की चैपो... चैपो... सुनकर हम जागते हैं... 

बाथरूम से शैंपू के लिए चिल्लाते हैं... 

जब भी तुलसी माता को जल चढ़ाने जाओ... तार पर लटकी बीवी की साड़ी में फंस हम जाते हैं... 

ब्रेकफास्ट में फिर वही अजवाइन पराठे और फीकी चाय पीते हैं...

जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

ऑफिस टॉयलेट में जाकर थोड़ी देर हम सो जाते हैं 

बीवी-बच्चों के लिए ओवरटाइम-पसीना हम बहाते हैं... 

बीवी को बिना बताए ऑफिस कालीग के साथ चोरी-चोरी मूवी देखने जाते हैं... 

हर लड़की को खुद को बैचलर हम बताते हैं... 

जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

ऑफिस से चाहे जितना भी थक कर आओ... 

फिर भी बीवी बच्चों को घुमाने हम ले जाते हैं... 

साला... दुकान पर व्हिस्पर पैड्स लेने हम ही जाते हैं... 

अपने पजामे में अपनी बीवी से हम नाड़ा डलवाते हैं... 

रात में बंद खिड़की पर भी हम पर्दा चढ़ाते हैं... 

जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

#रोमिल

aisa laga jaise apna ho koiye...

kal usse barsaat main bheega hua dekha

aisa laga jaise sangmarmar ho koiye...

***

usne pyar se jo haal mera puch liya

aisa laga jaise apna ho koiye...

***

yunhi udha uska anchal jo uske chehare par

aisa laga jaise chand ko dhak raha ho baadal koiye...

***

baadi tehzeeb se jo usne mujhse maangi meri kitab

aisa laga jaise meri jaan maang raha ho koiye...

***

mehandi se saaje uske haath jo meri kitab par lage

aisa laga jaise dil par haath rakh raha ho koiye...

***

boli yeh kitab aapki yaad dilati rahegi

Lucknow ki yeh rimjhim barsaat yaad dilati rahegi

Haryana ki thi

fhir bhi boli main tha itna methas-pan

aisa laga jaise sapna dekha ho koiye...

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

na make-up... na baalon ko saaja rakha hain...

na make-up

na baalon ko saaja rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
khoye hue ho uski yaadon main aise
jaise deewanapan tumne apna kaam bana rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
na jeeti ho khud khushi se
na usko jeene daiti ho
yeh kaisa fhasala, kareebi ka bana rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
chalo keh daite hain ab alvida
abhi to waise hi office ka bahut kaam rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...
subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
rickshaw se tera school aana
woh mera cycle se tera peecha karna...

woh chalte-chalte school ki seediyoon main
sandal ka tera tooth jaana
woh baagh kar mera tere pass aana...
woh tera dena... sweet si smile...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
gira hua rumaal tera pakar
haawan main paagalon sa udana
tujhe dekhkar fhir
chupke se usko apne peeche chupana...

woh haaton main likhana tera-mera naam
usko baar-baar hooton se chupama...

tere daddy ka mujhpar gussa karna
teri mummy ka pyar se khana khilana

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
woh darte-darte tujhko gulab dena
woh tera laine se inkaar karna

udaas hokar mera cycle stand par baithana
woh tera kitab main chupake se love letter dena...

meri pasand ki frock pehanna
woh kehna teacher se school dress shukhi nahi aaj...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...
subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
[inspired...written by romil aror a- copyright reserved]

hamare shehar mein aisa mausam nahi tha...

hamare shehar mein aisa mausam nahi tha Romil
shayari to bahut thi...
magar aap jaisa koi shayar nahi tha...
___________
sochata hu kisi bewafa se dil lagayunga Romil
suna hai
bewafa ki bewafa se jodi bahut banti hai...
___________
Woh sochati hogi Romil main uska intezar kyon karta hu...
Usko Salaam baar-baar kyon karta hu...
Bas isi khumaar mein
kabhi na kabhi to woh kuch mere yaar ke baare main batayegi...
kabhi na kabhi to woh mere gum ko samaj payegi...
___________
RoMiL.. aao tumne ek kahani sunao...

ek ladki ki pyari baatein batau...

thi woh bilkul PARI jaisi...
roye to lagti thi ek dum GUDIYA jaisi...

lukka-chupi khela karti thi woh...
kabhi aankhon mein to kabhi khawabon mein rehti thi woh...

galiyon ki bheed mein tanha thi woh...
rab se bahut saari baatein karti thi woh...

TABHI EK DIN EK LADKA AAYA...

Rab ka woh sandhesha laya...

Usko samjhaya...
Kushiyon ko bula lo na...
muskuraane chura lo na...
Kuch yaadein aur sapne, apne chura lo na...
Ruki si zindagi se,
Thaki si zindagi se,
Raftaarein chura lo na...

kuch lamhe chura lo na...
kuch lamhe chura lo na...
[LIMCA AD SONG]
_________________
Agar woh thoda sa muskura de RoMiL
Hum Allah Haafiz keh de RoMiL...
_________________
05:00 bajane ko hain dadi amma
jao thoda sa aaram kar lo...
***
thoda sa rab ko yaad kar lo...
thoda chai-nasta kar lo...
***
shaam ko aise dil nahi dukhaya jaata
sirf muskurakar shaam ka swagat kiya jaata...
***
thoda sa sair-sapata kar lo...
fir uske baad thoda sa padai kar lo...
***
____________________
Maine yeh kab kahan tha use chodkar mere saath chal Romil
Lekin bewafa ho jaana... yeh faisala uska tha...
_____________________
aaine ke saamne khade jab ho Romil
yeh baat aksar samaj nahi aati
ki hum aaine par hans rahe hai
ya fir aaina hum par hans raha hai...

[written by Romil Arora - copyright reserved]

kuch...

kehte hain ki shaam ka maaza liya jaata hain...

AANKHON KO NARM NAHI KIYA JAATA HAIN...
aaise hi nahi computer ke samne APNA SAR FHODA jaata hain...
***
do-char ghut CHAI ke piye jaate hain...
fhir thodi dair baad rabb ko yaad kiya jaata hain...
***
park main sair-sapata kiya jaata hain...
chaat par bhi ghuma ja sakta hain...
***
Jab BAACHE PYAR SE NAHI SAMAJHATE
TO ZOR SE THAPPAD MAARA JAATA HAIN....

hehehehehehe
______________

chalo thoda sa muskurao...

chalo thoda sa gungunao...
chalo gum ko bhul jao...


dekho hum laaye hain KITKAT


thoda tum khao.
thoda humko khilao...


hehehehehe
______________

Maana doston se milane ka bahut kam rehta hain tere pass waqt Romil

Itna bhi kam nahi
Mere Yaar ka sandesha jo laaye usse Salaam bhi na keh saku.... rabba rakha...
______________

Kitna jhuk chuka hu uski chahat main Romil

Kitna khud ko jaleel karwa chuka hu uski chahat main Romil
Ab to bas ek saawal reh gaya dil main
Kya hum bhi kabhi Khuddar hua karte the???
______________
Log kehte hain ki tu us par JOKE kyon kehta hain Romil...

Jab itna pyar karta hain to fhir usko bewafa kyon karta hain Romil...
Kaise samjhau unko,
Jo jaara si baat nahi samajhate hain
zakhamo ko kuredane par hi to uske chehara-e-noor dekhate hain...
______________

Pardadaari itni bhi thik nahi thi Romil

mujhko tarafta dekhate rahe
aur pardadaari bhi karte rahe...
______________

Main Chillata Raha

Main Pukarata Raha
Main Rota Raha...




Gunah kya tha mera
Jo woh durr khada


BAS


HASTA RAHA...
HASTA RAHA...
HASTA RAHA...
mujhpar HASTRA RAHA...
__________________

Maine yeh kab kahan tha usse chod kar duniya mere saath chal Romil

Lekin bewafa ho jaana... yeh faisala uska tha...

kuch baat...

ab tumse taqraar kaisi?
jab WOH nahi rahi duniya mein
fir tumse baat kaisi?
*
kya puchu tumhara haalchal
ab nahi rahi baat kuch puchane wali aisi?
*
fir bhi WOH dono BAACHE HAMESHA KHUSH RAHE,
SUKHI RAHE
jiski MAA HO TUMHARI JAISI...
_____________

Uske liye dua karta raha main
fir bhi maut se nahi jeet paya zindagi bhar...
***
usko ilzaam kyon deta rahu
jab apni shiddat ne hi haraya mujhe zindagi bhar...
***
maut ke dino mein bhi woh muskurata raha mere saath
yaad rahegi uski yeh ada mujhe zindagi bhar...
[written by Romil Arora - copyright reserved]

kuch....

jao kuch pal aaram karo...
mann ko aur na pareshan karo...
shaam ko do pal baitho Rab ki panah mein
aur unse ek saawal karo...

"MUJHSE SACH BULWA DO... RAB JI"

***
THODI SI BHOOKH LAGI HAI
khana kha lene do...
RAAT HO JAYEGI AUR KAAM KHATAM BHI NAHI HOGA...
kaam fhata-fhat niptane do...
TUMKO ALVIDA KEHNA AACHA NAHI LAG RAHA...
Fir bhi THANK YOU ka matlab BYE hota hai.... samjhane do....


hehe....
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

humko unka khayaal aata hain

apna diwana pan yaad aata hain

unka husn yaad aata hain.

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain...

***

jalti hue aag ke samne

jalte hue do badan yaad aate hain...

kabhi unka nazarein jhukana yaad hain

kabhi nazaron se teer chalana yaad aata hain.

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

humko unka khayal aata hain...

***

kehne ko to bahut baatein thi

magar laboon ka thar-tharana yaad aata hain

kabhi unka kuch kehte-kehte rukh jaana yaad aata hain

kabhi hamara mishri ki tarah baatein bolana yaad aata hain...

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

humko unka khayal aata hain...

***

har lamha bahut tarfhata hain

pal-pal yaad dilata hain

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

chehare se zulfoon ko hatana yaad aata hain

sharam se pairon ko daaman main chupana yaad aata hain

makhmali haaton main churiyoon ka khan-khanana yaad aata hain

woh ungaliyoon se zameen par harkatein karna yaad aata hain..

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain

humko unka khayal aata hain...

apna diwana pan yaad aata hain

unka husn yaad aata hain.

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain...

[Written by Romil Arora - Copyright Reserved]

dil bole hadippa!!

zindagi ke 60 saal main aarzoo hue

shahid kapoor jaisa dikhu...

kabhi amrita

kabhi kareena

kabhi priyanki

to kabhi rani ke saath love scene karu...

~*~

isse dhun main kaminey movie style main

hair wig lagwa li

pehan kar punjabi suit

apni moustache bhi katwa li...

~*~

ghar main jab aaya wapas

sab dekh kar hairan hue

bole

"budda satak gaya hain

budhape main jawani ka bhoot isse chada hain

yeh bhi koiye umar hoti hain fashion ki

safed baalon ko kaala karwane ki"

~*~

main to dil ki aarzoo main bahe ja raha tha

ghar walon ki haar baat ansuni kiye ja raha tha

baar-baar aaina ke pass jakar khud ko niharata tha

wig wale baalon par haath fherata tha...

~*~

aarzoo hue kisi amrita rao ke saath ishq-visk ho jaye

vivah ke bandhan main hundono band jaye

magar usne saath nahi diya

bas ek-do hits ke baad rishta toodh liya...

~*~

ab tamanna thi ki koiye kareena mil jaye

yeh zindagi bhi apni safal ho jaye

tabhi khidki se dekha

samne wali bhudiyaa khadi thi

mujhe dekh kar muskurate hue

mind blowing keh rahe thi

usse dekha to aaisa laga meri kareena mil gaye

apni zindagi bhi safal ho gaye

~*~

fhir roz usse milane-milanae ka silsala suru hua

apna budhapa bhi reverse gear main chala gaya

tab apne saath ek tragedy hue

saif ali khan ki entry hue

dil maira tookade-tookade ho gaya

kareena saif ki

aur main

priyanka ka ho gaya...

~*~

HumDono ne raat ke dhai-dhai baje tak masti ki

shayad apna saath itna tha

uske mann main to harman ka sapna tha

apni rashee mil na sake

apni kahani yahi par the end ho gaye...

~*~

Ab main samaj chuka tha

in bhudiyoon ke dil ka paragraph padh chuka tha

chewinggum ki tarah hum buddhon ko hain yeh samajhati

jab tak maaza aaye tab tak chusati, baad main fhek daite

maine fhir qamar kaash li

rani ke saath apni rashee bana li

ab bul kar sab syappa

dil bole hadippa!!

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

bAAt-cHEEt

07 magic questions....ladka ladki se kare bAAt-cHEEt-...

1. Gas cylinder laga laite ho?

2. Blood pressure and thermometer check kar laite ho?

3. Handpump se pani bhar kar la sakti ho?

4. Sabji Mandi se ek week ki sabji la sakti ho?

5. Shopping Mall se half hour main purchasing karke wapas aa sakti ho?

6. Electricity Bill/ Telephone Bill/ School Fees deposit kar laite ho?

7. Bank / School / Government Office se deal kar laite ho?
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]