Showing posts with label OnLy Masti.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OnLy Masti.. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bollywood Actors Turned Producers

Bollywood Actors Turned Producers


1. Amitabh Bachchan

2. Shahrukh Khan
3. Salman Khan
4. Aamir Khan
5. Farhan Akhtar
6. Akshay Kumar 
7. Saif Ali Khan
8. Ajay Devgan
9. Sanjay Dutt

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Bollywood Singers Turned Actors n Bollywood Actors Turned Singers

Bollywood Singers Turned Actors 
1. Kishore Kumar
2. Sonu Nigam
3. Himesh Reshammiya
4. Lucky Ali
5. Aditya Narayan


Bollywood Actors Turned Singers
1. Amitabh Bachchan
2. Shahrukh Khan
3. Salman Khan
4. Aamir Khan
5. Sanjay Dutt
6. Abhishek Bachchan
7. Farhan Akhtar
8. Akshay Kumar 
9. Neil Nitin Mukesh

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Socha thodi si... thodi si... bas thodi si... taang kheechuuuu...

NaaZ n GuNn.... aapko chalo ek FUNNY song sunata hoon... Inspired hai baba...
*
Socha thodi si... thodi si... bas thodi si... taang kheechuuuu...
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Aate jaate yahaan main sab par nazar rakhati hoon 
Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???
Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...
***
KISNE KISKE SAATH living relationship BANA RAKHA HAI...
KISNE KITNE boyfriend ko fhaasa RAKHA HAI...
MAINE IS DIL MEIN saare mohalle KA HAAL CHUPA RAKHA HAI...
Bol sakati hoon zubaan, band magar rakhati hoon
Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???
Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...
***
KISI KI motorcycle mujhe ghar tak lift de YEH MUJHE MANJOOR NAHI...
Bol daite hoon motorcycle walon se.
"Tum Jaao Apne Raste and Mein Aapne Raste"
Main apne dil main CAR WALE KA INTEZAAR rakhati hoon...
Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???
Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...
***
PAPAD KO DEKH LOO TO APNA rang badal LETA HAI...
AACHAR KO CHOO LOO TO kharab HO JAATA HAI...
BHAIYA KI GIRLFRIEND KO BHAGAU... MAIN WOH saalah RAKHATI HOON...
BHAIYA KI GIRLFRIEND KO BHAGAU...MAIN WOH saalah RAKHATI HOON...
Naam... Swayam hai mera, kya???
Main sab par nazar rakhati hoon...
[INSPIRED - Written by Romil - Copyright Reserved]

Thursday, August 5, 2010

On popular demand: Nupur’s back!!

On popular demand: Nupur’s back!!

Nupur's return on Miley Jab Hum Tum! Watch Star One TV channel. 11:30 pm


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

We Want Nupur Bhushan Sharma Back

WoW!!

Nupur Bhushan Sharma Alive???

BIG QUESTION MARK...

I hope DRAMA QUEEN is coming back...

aur fhir hogi thodi jyada masti... thodi jyada comedy... keep watching MJHT!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Ohh... Guptayeen Jee...

NaaZ... GuNn... tumko kuch unique sunata hu... aise hi mann se kahan to likha...

*
Ohh... Guptayeen Jee...
Ohh Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
chaal to dekho iski
smile to dekho iski
sabke dil par chaaye
yeh hai pyari guptayeen...
ohh.. Guptayeen Jee
ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
*
bhashan sabko daite
dusaron ki problem main fhasi rehti
pehalwan se bheedh jati
government employee ko jimmedari samjhati
sabke dil par chaaye
yeh ahi pyari guptayeen...
ohh.. Guptayeen Jee
ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
chaal to dekho iski
smile to dekho iski
sabke dil par chaaye
yeh hai pyari guptayeen...
ohh.. Guptayeen Jee
ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
*
panga na lena isse
danga kar degi yaaron
parsad churaya to mandir main pujari ko nanga kar daiti yaaron
traffic hua to yeh mantri ko phone kar daiti yaaron
vardi ka roob dekhaya to thanedaar ko jail main band kar daiti yaaron
chaal to dekho iski
smile to dekho iski
sabke dil par chaaye
yeh hai pyari guptayeen...
ohh.. Guptayeen Jee
ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
*
motorcycle yeh chalaye
internet par chatting bhi isse aaye
angregi jab yeh bole, angrej bhag jaye
[i can leave angrej behind]
sab kehte hai yaaron
Guptayeen Jee... apna desh bhi chalaye...
chaal to dekho iski
smile to dekho iski
sabke dil par chaaye
yeh hai pyari guptayeen...
ohh.. Guptayeen Jee
ohh... Pyari Guptayeen Jee...
[written by romil - copyright reserved]

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ms. Jee... Jee...

NaaZ... GuNn hum aapko ek shararat song sunate hain... sirf masti hain baba... sachi...
-------------------
Ohh... Jee... Jee...
Ms. Jee... Jee...
Jee... Jee...
Jee... Jee... Karke yeh bheja mera re khaye
Chotey-Baade re sabko yeh Jee... Jee... Keh kar bulaye...
(kal padosi ke kuttey ko bhi yeh Doggy Jee keh kar bula rahi thi...) 
Kaise hain yeh punjaban na mirch... na garam masala... re hey...

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...
*
Gal mitthi-mitthi bole
Shehad re isme ghole
Down to Earth... Simple, Loving re rehte

Dekh kar isko
Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye..

HEY...
JEE... JEE...
Ohh... Ms. Jee... Jee...
*
Inni sohni hai yeh
chasmis anmol hai yeh
chehara manmohani iska
chal par bajate iske taashe dhol hai

Dekh kar isko
Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...
*
khud ki problem na solve kar paye
jisse pyar kare, usse izhaar na kar paye
par dusaron ko samjhaye ban kar NANI
Dekh kar isko
Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...
*
Pal main ho jaati hain jazbaati
sabke dukhon ki hain woh saathi
ek hain laakhon main
sabke dil ki shehzaadi

Dekh kar isko

Punjabi munde re yeh gaaye...

HEY...
JEE...JEE...
Ohh.. Ms. Jee... Jee...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Saturday, June 19, 2010

zindagi main kaise-kaise din aate hain...

zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...
subah-subah baachon-biwi ki chaipoooo-chaipoooo sunkar hum jagte hai... 
bathroom se shampoo ke liye chillate hai...
jab bhi Tulsi Mata ko Jal chadane jao... taar par latki biwi ki saree main fhas hum jaate hai...
breakfast main fir wahi ajavaine-parathe aur fheekhi chai peete hai...
zindagi main kaise-kaise din aate hai...
***
office toilet mein jakar thodi dair hum so jaate  hai...
biwi-baachon ke liye overtime-pasina hum bahate hai...
biwi ko bina bataiye office colleague ke saath chori-chori movie dekhane jaate hai...
har ladki ko khud ko bachelor hum batate hai...
zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...
***
office se chahe jitna bhi thak kar aao... fir bhi biwi-baachon ko ghumane hum le jaate hai...
saala... dukaan par whisper pads laine hum hi jaate hai...
apne payjame mein apni biwi se hum nada dalwate hai...
raat mein band khidki par bhi hum parda chadate hai...
zindagi mein kaise-kaise din aate hai...
***

#Romil

जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं... 
सुबह-सुबह बच्चों-बीबी की चैपो... चैपो... सुनकर हम जागते हैं... 
बाथरूम से शैंपू के लिए चिल्लाते हैं... 
जब भी तुलसी माता को जल चढ़ाने जाओ... तार पर लटकी बीवी की साड़ी में फंस हम जाते हैं... 
ब्रेकफास्ट में फिर वही अजवाइन पराठे और फीकी चाय पीते हैं...
जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

ऑफिस टॉयलेट में जाकर थोड़ी देर हम सो जाते हैं 
बीवी-बच्चों के लिए ओवरटाइम-पसीना हम बहाते हैं... 
बीवी को बिना बताए ऑफिस कालीग के साथ चोरी-चोरी मूवी देखने जाते हैं... 
हर लड़की को खुद को बैचलर हम बताते हैं... 
जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

ऑफिस से चाहे जितना भी थक कर आओ... 
फिर भी बीवी बच्चों को घुमाने हम ले जाते हैं... 
साला... दुकान पर व्हिस्पर पैड्स लेने हम ही जाते हैं... 
अपने पजामे में अपनी बीवी से हम नाड़ा डलवाते हैं... 
रात में बंद खिड़की पर भी हम पर्दा चढ़ाते हैं... 
जिंदगी में कैसे-कैसे दिन आते हैं...

#रोमिल

Saturday, May 22, 2010

aisa laga jaise apna ho koiye...

kal usse barsaat main bheega hua dekha
aisa laga jaise sangmarmar ho koiye...
***
usne pyar se jo haal mera puch liya
aisa laga jaise apna ho koiye...
***
yunhi udha uska anchal jo uske chehare par
aisa laga jaise chand ko dhak raha ho baadal koiye...
***
baadi tehzeeb se jo usne mujhse maangi meri kitab
aisa laga jaise meri jaan maang raha ho koiye...
***
mehandi se saaje uske haath jo meri kitab par lage
aisa laga jaise dil par haath rakh raha ho koiye...
***
boli yeh kitab aapki yaad dilati rahegi
Lucknow ki yeh rimjhim barsaat yaad dilati rahegi
Haryana ki thi
fhir bhi boli main tha itna methas-pan
aisa laga jaise sapna dekha ho koiye...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Friday, May 14, 2010

na make-up... na baalon ko saaja rakha hain...

na make-up

na baalon ko saaja rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
khoye hue ho uski yaadon main aise
jaise deewanapan tumne apna kaam bana rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
na jeeti ho khud khushi se
na usko jeene daiti ho
yeh kaisa fhasala, kareebi ka bana rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
*
chalo keh daite hain ab alvida
abhi to waise hi office ka bahut kaam rakha hain
tumne apna kya haal bana rakha hain...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Saturday, May 8, 2010

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...
subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
rickshaw se tera school aana
woh mera cycle se tera peecha karna...

woh chalte-chalte school ki seediyoon main
sandal ka tera tooth jaana
woh baagh kar mera tere pass aana...
woh tera dena... sweet si smile...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
gira hua rumaal tera pakar
haawan main paagalon sa udana
tujhe dekhkar fhir
chupke se usko apne peeche chupana...

woh haaton main likhana tera-mera naam
usko baar-baar hooton se chupama...

tere daddy ka mujhpar gussa karna
teri mummy ka pyar se khana khilana

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...

subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
***
woh darte-darte tujhko gulab dena
woh tera laine se inkaar karna

udaas hokar mera cycle stand par baithana
woh tera kitab main chupake se love letter dena...

meri pasand ki frock pehanna
woh kehna teacher se school dress shukhi nahi aaj...

yaad hain woh beetein hue pal...
subah-shaam tere saath betaiye pal...
[inspired...written by romil aror a- copyright reserved]

Saturday, April 17, 2010

hamare shehar mein aisa mausam nahi tha...

hamare shehar mein aisa mausam nahi tha Romil
shayari to bahut thi...
magar aap jaisa koi shayar nahi tha...
___________
sochata hu kisi bewafa se dil lagayunga Romil
suna hai
bewafa ki bewafa se jodi bahut banti hai...
___________
Woh sochati hogi Romil main uska intezar kyon karta hu...
Usko Salaam baar-baar kyon karta hu...
Bas isi khumaar mein
kabhi na kabhi to woh kuch mere yaar ke baare main batayegi...
kabhi na kabhi to woh mere gum ko samaj payegi...
___________
RoMiL.. aao tumne ek kahani sunao...

ek ladki ki pyari baatein batau...

thi woh bilkul PARI jaisi...
roye to lagti thi ek dum GUDIYA jaisi...

lukka-chupi khela karti thi woh...
kabhi aankhon mein to kabhi khawabon mein rehti thi woh...

galiyon ki bheed mein tanha thi woh...
rab se bahut saari baatein karti thi woh...

TABHI EK DIN EK LADKA AAYA...

Rab ka woh sandhesha laya...

Usko samjhaya...
Kushiyon ko bula lo na...
muskuraane chura lo na...
Kuch yaadein aur sapne, apne chura lo na...
Ruki si zindagi se,
Thaki si zindagi se,
Raftaarein chura lo na...

kuch lamhe chura lo na...
kuch lamhe chura lo na...
[LIMCA AD SONG]
_________________
Agar woh thoda sa muskura de RoMiL
Hum Allah Haafiz keh de RoMiL...
_________________
05:00 bajane ko hain dadi amma
jao thoda sa aaram kar lo...
***
thoda sa rab ko yaad kar lo...
thoda chai-nasta kar lo...
***
shaam ko aise dil nahi dukhaya jaata
sirf muskurakar shaam ka swagat kiya jaata...
***
thoda sa sair-sapata kar lo...
fir uske baad thoda sa padai kar lo...
***
____________________
Maine yeh kab kahan tha use chodkar mere saath chal Romil
Lekin bewafa ho jaana... yeh faisala uska tha...
_____________________
aaine ke saamne khade jab ho Romil
yeh baat aksar samaj nahi aati
ki hum aaine par hans rahe hai
ya fir aaina hum par hans raha hai...

[written by Romil Arora - copyright reserved]

Friday, April 16, 2010

kuch...

kehte hai ki shaam ka maaza liya jata hai...
AANKHON KO NARM NAHI KIYA JATA HAI...
aise hi nahi computer ke samne APNA SAR FHODA jata hai...
***
do-char ghut CHAI ke piye jate hai...
fir thodi dair baad rab ko yaad kiya jata hai...
***
park mein sair-sapata kiya jata hai...
chhat par bhi ghuma ja sakta hai...
***
Jab BAACHE PYAR SE NAHI SAMAJHATE
TO ZOR SE THAPPAD MAARA JATA HAI....

hehehehehehe

कहते हैं की शाम का मजा लिया जाता है 
आंखों को नम्र नहीं किया जाता है... 
ऐसे ही नहीं कंप्यूटर के सामने अपना सर फोड़ा जाता है...

 
दो-चार घूंट चाय के पिये जाते हैं 
फिर थोड़ी देर बाद रब को याद किया जाता है... 

पार्क में सैर-सपाटा किया जाता है 
छत पर भी घुमा जा सकता है... 

जब बच्चे प्यार से नहीं समझते 
तो जोर से थप्पड़ मारा जाता है...

हाहाहाहा
______________

chalo thoda sa muskurao...
chalo thoda sa gungunao...
chalo gum ko bhul jao...

dekho hum laaye hai KITKAT

thoda tum khao.
thoda humko khilao...

hehehehehe

चलो थोड़ा सा मुस्कुराओ... 
चलो थोड़ा सा गुनगुनाओ... 
चलो ग़म को भूल जाओ... 

देखो हम लाये है किटकैट 

थोड़ा तुम खाओ... 
थोड़ा हमको खिलाओ...

हाहाहाहा
______________

Maana doston se milne ka bahut kam rehta hai tere pass waqt Romil

Itna bhi kam nahi
Mere Yaar ka sandesha jo laye use Salaam bhi na keh saku...

माना दोस्तों से मिलने का बहुत काम रहता है तेरे पास वक्त रोमिल 

इतना भी काम नहीं 
मेरे यार का संदेशा जो लाये उसे सलाम भी ना कह सकूँ... ______________

Kitna jhuk chuka hu uski chahat mein Romil
Kitna khud ko jaleel karwa chuka hu uski chahat mein Romil
Ab to bas ek saawal reh gaya dil mein
Kya hum bhi kabhi Khuddar hua karte the???

कितना झुक चुका हूं उसकी चाहत में रोमिल 
कितना खुद को ज़लील करवा चुका हूं उसकी चाहत में रोमिल 
अब तो बस एक सवाल रह गया दिल में 
क्या हम भी कभी खुद्दार हुआ करते थे???
______________
Log kehte hai ki tu us par joke kyon kehta hain Romil...
Jab itna pyar karta hai to fir usko bewafa kyon kehta hai Romil...
Kaise samjhau unko,
Jo zara si baat nahi samajhate hai
zakhmo ko kuredne par hi to uska chehara-e-noor dekhata hai...

लोग कहते हैं कि तू उस पर जोक क्यों कहता है रोमिल... 
जब इतना प्यार करता है तो फिर उसको बेवफा क्यों कहता है रोमिल 
कैसे समझाऊं उनको... 
जो जरा सी बात नहीं समझते हैं 
जख्मों को कुरेदने पर ही तो उसका चेहरा-ए-नूर दिखता है...
______________

Pardadari itni bhi thik nahi thi Romil
mujhko tadapta dekhate rahe
aur pardadari bhi karta rahe...

पर्दादारी इतनी भी ठीक नहीं थी रोमिल 
मुझको तड़पता देखता रहे 
और पर्दादारी भी करता रहे...
______________

Main Chillata Raha
Main Pukarata Raha
Main Rota Raha...
Gunah kya tha mera
Jo woh durr khada
BAS
HASTA RAHA...
HASTA RAHA...
HASTA RAHA...
mujhpar HASTRA RAHA...

मैं चिल्लाता रहा 
मैं पुकारता रहा 
मैं रोता रहा... 
गुनाह क्या था मेरा 
जो वो दूर खड़ा 
बस 
हँसता रहा 
हंसता रहा 
हंसता रहा 
मुझपर हंसता रहा...
__________________

Maine yeh kab kahan tha usse chodkar duniya, mere saath chal Romil
Lekin bewafa ho jaana... yeh faisala uska tha...

मैंने यह कब कहाँ था उसे छोड़कर दुनिया, मेरे साथ चल रोमिल 
लेकिन बेवफा हो जाना... यह फैसला उसका था...

#Romil
#रोमिल

Thursday, April 15, 2010

kuch baat...

ab tumse taqraar kaisi?
jab WOH nahi rahi duniya mein
fir tumse baat kaisi?
*
kya puchu tumhara haalchal
ab nahi rahi baat kuch puchane wali aisi?
*
fir bhi WOH dono BAACHE HAMESHA KHUSH RAHE,
SUKHI RAHE
jiski MAA HO TUMHARI JAISI...
_____________

Uske liye dua karta raha main
fir bhi maut se nahi jeet paya zindagi bhar...
***
usko ilzaam kyon deta rahu
jab apni shiddat ne hi haraya mujhe zindagi bhar...
***
maut ke dino mein bhi woh muskurata raha mere saath
yaad rahegi uski yeh ada mujhe zindagi bhar...
[written by Romil Arora - copyright reserved]

Thursday, April 8, 2010

kuch...

jao kuch pal aaram karo...
mann ko aur na pareshan karo...
shaam ko do pal baitho Rab ki panah mein
aur unse ek saawal karo...

"MUJHSE SACH BULWA DO... RAB JI"

जो कुछ पल आराम करो... 
मन को और ना परेशान करो... 
शाम को दो पल बैठो रब की पनाह में और उनसे एक सवाल करो... 

"मुझसे सच बुलवा दो... रब जी"
***
THODI SI BHOOKH LAGI HAI
khana kha lene do...
RAAT HO JAYEGI AUR KAAM KHATAM BHI NAHI HOGA...
kaam fhata-fhat niptane do...
TUMKO ALVIDA KEHNA AACHA NAHI LAG RAHA...
Fir bhi THANK YOU ka matlab BYE hota hai... samjhane do...

hehe...

थोड़ी सी भूख लगी है 
खाना खा लेने दो... 
रात हो जाएगी और काम खत्म भी नहीं होगा... 
काम फटा-फट निपटाने दो... 
तुमको अलविदा कहना अच्छा नहीं लग रहा... 
फिर भी थैंक यू का मतलब बाय होता है... समझाने दो...

#Romil
#रोमिल

Monday, January 4, 2010

jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain


jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain
humko unka khayaal aata hain
apna diwana pan yaad aata hain
unka husn yaad aata hain.
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain...
***
jalti hue aag ke samne
jalte hue do badan yaad aate hain...
kabhi unka nazarein jhukana yaad hain
kabhi nazaron se teer chalana yaad aata hain.
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain
humko unka khayal aata hain...
***
kehne ko to bahut baatein thi
magar laboon ka thar-tharana yaad aata hain
kabhi unka kuch kehte-kehte rukh jaana yaad aata hain
kabhi hamara mishri ki tarah baatein bolana yaad aata hain...
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain
humko unka khayal aata hain...
***
har lamha bahut tarfhata hain
pal-pal yaad dilata hain
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain
chehare se zulfoon ko hatana yaad aata hain
sharam se pairon ko daaman main chupana yaad aata hain
makhmali haaton main churiyoon ka khan-khanana yaad aata hain
woh ungaliyoon se zameen par harkatein karna yaad aata hain..
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain
humko unka khayal aata hain...
apna diwana pan yaad aata hain
unka husn yaad aata hain.
jab-jab sardiyoon ka mausam aata hain...
[Written by Romil Arora - Copyright Reserved]

Friday, September 11, 2009

dil bole hadippa!!

zindagi ke 60 saal mein aarzoo hui
shahid kapoor jaisa dikhu...
kabhi amrita
kabhi kareena
kabhi priyanka
to kabhi rani ke saath love scene karu...
~*~
isse dhun mein kaminey movie style mein
hair wig lagwa li
pehan kar punjabi suit
apni moustache bhi katwa li...
~*~
ghar mein jab aaya wapas
sab dekhkar hairan hue
bole
"budda satak gaya hai
budhape mein jawani ka bhoot ise chada hai
yeh bhi koi umar hoti hai fashion ki
safed baalon ko kaala karwane ki"
~*~
main to dil ki aarzoo mein bahe ja raha tha
ghar walon ki har baat ansuni kiye ja raha tha
baar-baar aaina ke pass jakar khud ko niharata tha
wig wale baalon par haath ferta tha...
~*~
aarzoo hui kisi amrita rao ke saath ishq-visk ho jaye
vivah ke bandhan mein hum dono band jaye
magar usne saath nahi diya
bas ek-do hits ke baad rishta tod liya...
~*~
ab tamanna thi ki koi kareena mil jaye
yeh zindagi bhi apni safal ho jaye
tabhi khidki se dekha
samne wali budiya khadi thi
mujhe dekh kar muskurate hue
mind blowing keh rahe thi
use dekha to aisa laga meri kareena mil gai
apni zindagi bhi safal ho gai
~*~
fir roz usse milne-milane ka silsila suru hua
apna budhapa bhi reverse gear mein chala gaya
tab apne saath ek tragedy hui
saif ali khan ki entry hui
dil mera tukade-tukade ho gaya
kareena saif ki
aur main
priyanka ka ho gaya...
~*~
Hum Dono ne raat ke dhai-dhai baje tak masti ki
shayad apna saath itna tha
uske mann mein to harman ka sapna tha
apni rashee mil na saki
apni kahani yahi par the end ho gayi...
~*~
Ab main samaj chuka tha
in budhiyo ke dil ka paragraph pad chuka tha
chewing gum ki tarah hum buddho ko hai yeh samajhati
jab tak maaza aaye tab tak chusati, baad main fek deti
maine fir qamar kas li
rani ke saath apni rashee bana li
ab bhool kar sab syappa
dil bole hadippa!!

#Romil

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

bAAt-cHEEt

07 magic questions....ladka ladki se kare bAAt-cHEEt-...
1. Gas cylinder laga laite ho?
2. Blood pressure and thermometer check kar laite ho?
3. Handpump se pani bhar kar la sakti ho?
4. Sabji Mandi se ek week ki sabji la sakti ho?
5. Shopping Mall se half hour main purchasing karke wapas aa sakti ho?
6. Electricity Bill/ Telephone Bill/ School Fees deposit kar laite ho?
7. Bank / School / Government Office se deal kar laite ho?
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Saturday, September 5, 2009

fir mehka hai yeh shehar kyon

fir mehka hai yeh shehar kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne aanchal apna udaya hai...

~*~

bejaan sadak, raah-e-ishq ban gai hai kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne paayal apni jhankai hai...

~*~

chhup-chhup kar dekh rahe hai yeh log kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne naqab apna hataya hai...

~*~

badh rahe hai ajnabi mere shehar mein kyon

shahad uske husn ka charcha, chand ne phelaya hai...

~*~

dil hi mein reh gaye hai mohabbat-e-izhaar ki umeed meri kyon

shayad apne ghar ka toota hua jhappar yaad mujhe aaya hai...

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, August 31, 2009

na jaane kya hua???

paaon zameen par rehte nahi hain

aasmaan main udata rehta hu kyon

dil hain mera bhekha, bhekha kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

jab se dekha chehara hain woh

aankhon main kaiye khawab hain kyon

raaton main neend aati hain

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

uske hoonton ki woh haansi

barsaat main khelati woh pari

dupatta haawaon main udata hua

baar-baar usko sochata rehta hu kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

pal-pal nazarein usko dhundati hue

madhosi main nazarein khoye hue

aalam yeh lagta hain badla-badla kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

saansein hain khoye-khoye

intezaar main uske soye-soye

baar-baar usse milana chahe yeh dil kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

paaon zameen par rehte nahi hain

aasmaan main udata rehta hu kyon

dil hain mera bhekha, bhekha kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]