dil bole hadippa!!

zindagi ke 60 saal mein aarzoo hui

shahid kapoor jaisa dikhu...

kabhi amrita

kabhi kareena

kabhi priyanka

to kabhi rani ke saath love scene karu...

~*~

isse dhun mein kaminey movie style mein

hair wig lagwa li

pehan kar punjabi suit

apni moustache bhi katwa li...

~*~

ghar mein jab aaya wapas

sab dekhkar hairan hue

bole

"budda satak gaya hai

budhape mein jawani ka bhoot ise chada hai

yeh bhi koi umar hoti hai fashion ki

safed baalon ko kaala karwane ki"

~*~

main to dil ki aarzoo mein bahe ja raha tha

ghar walon ki har baat ansuni kiye ja raha tha

baar-baar aaina ke pass jakar khud ko niharata tha

wig wale baalon par haath ferta tha...

~*~

aarzoo hui kisi amrita rao ke saath ishq-visk ho jaye

vivah ke bandhan mein hum dono band jaye

magar usne saath nahi diya

bas ek-do hits ke baad rishta tod liya...

~*~

ab tamanna thi ki koi kareena mil jaye

yeh zindagi bhi apni safal ho jaye

tabhi khidki se dekha

samne wali budiya khadi thi

mujhe dekh kar muskurate hue

mind blowing keh rahe thi

use dekha to aisa laga meri kareena mil gai

apni zindagi bhi safal ho gai

~*~

fir roz usse milne-milane ka silsila suru hua

apna budhapa bhi reverse gear mein chala gaya

tab apne saath ek tragedy hui

saif ali khan ki entry hui

dil mera tukade-tukade ho gaya

kareena saif ki

aur main

priyanka ka ho gaya...

~*~

Hum Dono ne raat ke dhai-dhai baje tak masti ki

shayad apna saath itna tha

uske mann mein to harman ka sapna tha

apni rashee mil na saki

apni kahani yahi par the end ho gayi...

~*~

Ab main samaj chuka tha

in budhiyo ke dil ka paragraph pad chuka tha

chewing gum ki tarah hum buddho ko hai yeh samajhati

jab tak maaza aaye tab tak chusati, baad main fek deti

maine fir qamar kas li

rani ke saath apni rashee bana li

ab bhool kar sab syappa

dil bole hadippa!!

#Romil