Saturday, July 28, 2018

Radio... Gudia humse roothi rahogi... Agar tum Bhula na Doge...

Tumne pucha tha...
"Oye Hero... Kahan mashruf ho? Blogging?"

Maine jawab diya tha...
"Kiara Advani ke Lust Stories wala Lust Scene dekh raha hun..."

Tumne gusse mein bola tha...
"Wapas... Jaldi wapas karo... wapas karo mera Lappi... Aag lage YouTube Channel ko aur tumse video share karne walon ke account mein... Aag lage..."

Main chhup-chaap lappi rakh kar utha aur Radio On kar diya...

Radio pe bada hi behtareen gaana baj raha tha...
"Gudia humse ruthi rahogi...
Kab tak na hasogi...
Dekho ji kiran si lehrai...
Aai re aai re Hansi aai..."

Thoda dair ke liye sannata hi pasra raha Radio bajta raha...
(Tum mujhe yun bhula na paoge... Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara mil gaya hota...)

Tumne mujhe coffee dete hue, bedsheet theek karte hue pucha tha...
"Waise kaun se wala video dekh rahe the... Saree wala ya Sex wala..."

Maine jawab diya tha...
"Saree wala..."

Tumne fir kaha tha...
"Bandi ne kya kamaal ka scene diya hai... Saree wale aur sex wale dono video mein... Chha gai hai Bandi acting se... Saree scene mein to solid expression hai.."

Maine pucha tha...
"Tumne kab video diya?"

Tumne kaha tha...
"Bahut pehle... Mobile pe hi ek friend ne link bheja tha.. tabhi dekha tha video...

Waise tumhara aaj motorcycle chalane ka irada hai..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Nahi... Tum apne office se jo kaam lai ho... Use complete kar dete hai... Month last tak thoda khali pade bank account mein kuch rupiya aa jayega..."

Tumne kaha tha...
"Chalo theek hai... Tum kaam karo... Appa to chale sone... Jab bed pe aana to tight si huggy yaad se dena mat bhulna...

Aur Kiara Advani ke video ke siwa koi dusara video mat dekhne lagna... Samjhe..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Ji Maalik..."

Radio pe tarane baj rahe the...
"Gar tum bhula na doge,
Sapne yeh sach hi honge,
Hum Tum Juda na honge..."

- RaJ

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