Yeh Sach Hai...

Yeh Sach Hai... Raat mein uski yaad kuch jyada hi aati hai...
Ab ise KAMJOORI kaho...
Ya aalam-e-tanhai ka kasoor...

#RaJ

kaash tumne mujhse pucha hota...

main tumse kitna pyar karta hu...

kaash tumne mujhse pucha hota...

!*!

kaise tere bin main tanha jeeta hu...

kaash tumne mujhse pucha hota...

!*!

kyon behate rehte hai mere aansoo teri yaad mein...

kaash tumne mujhse pucha hota...
!*!

sab likhate rehte hain

 ghazal, joke, kavita, geet...

main kyon sirf teri baatein likhata rehta hu

kaash tumne mujhse poocha hota...

#RaJ

Guru Ji se keh do...

guru ji se keh do mere gunahon, 

meri khataon ko maaf kar de....

mujhe sachkhand mein jagah de de...

meri NaaZ hai wahan

uska saath mujhe de de...

#Romil Arora

aa laut kar aa fhir dil lagane ko jee karta hai...

aa laut kar aa fhir dil lagane ko jee karta hai
fhir tere pehlu mein aansoo bahane ko jee karta hai...
~*~
dubb chuka hai jo mohabbat ka chand
aa fhir use khilane ko jee karta hai...
~*~
bahut mile the mujhe husn wale is shehar mein
tere yaadon ko koi dil se nikaal na saka
aa fhir unhi yaadon ka shehar basane ko jee karta hai...
~*~
aansoo bahut baha chuka hu teri judai mein
aa kuch pal ab muskurane ko jee karta hai...

#RaJ

jag mein dekhi ulti reet...

Siyane Kehnde Hai...

jag mein dekhi ulti reet...
ameer ne Gas Chhodi to Sehat-Mand kehlaye...
gareeb insaan Gas Chhode to Be-Adbi kehlaye...

(Jis kaam ko Ameer kare, Udandida Aurat kare to Shareef... Usi Kaam ko Gareeb kare to Kamzori...)

#Romil Arora

khamosh-mizazi tumhein jeene nahi degi...

Siyane kehnde hai...

khamosh-mizazi tumhein jeene nahi degi...
is daur mein jeena ho to Kohraam macha do...

#Romil Arora

Siyane kehande hai...

Siyane kehande hai...

Bin bulaye Mayke aaye... Yeh kaisi hai preet...
Bhaiya-Bhabhi ko bhi na bhaye... Maa-Baap bhi na gaye koi geet...

(Bina bulaye Mayke jaane pe Beti ka maan nahi rehta...)

Aur

Kaam mein Kam, Khaaye mein Jyada...
Pari aur uska Shehzada...

(Mayke aane pe Beti aur Nanihaal aane pe Bacche sirf khaate-peete rehte hai... Kuch Kaam nahi karte....)

#Romil Arora

Siyane kehande hai...

Siyane kehande hai...

Udandeeda Aurat ko Mard aur Khet Jotane ke liye Beej aur Hal kahin na kahin se mil hi jaata hai...

(Udandeeda Janani ko Na Pati ke Pyar, na Parivar ki jarurat hoti hai... Usko Kai Mard, Hal, Beej mil jaate hai...)

RaJ ki use kabhi jarurat thi hi nahi...

#Romil Arora

Mayke jab bhi aati hai ittela karwa deti hai...

Bas usmein yahi to ik aachi khubhi hai...
Mayke jab bhi aati hai ittela karwa deti hai...

aur

mujhse milna...
sirf mujhse baatein karna...
qamre ke darwaze-khidki ka band rehna...
bas isi tarah chuttiyaa bita deti hai...

#Romil Arora

kisi garib ke kaam aa jaati...

kisi garib ke kaam aa jaati...
duayein paati...

chule pe hamare, chai banake pilati...
rukhi-sukhi roti banakar khila jaati...

kapdon ko narm haaton se dhokar stree kar jaati...
kamre ko hamare tarkeeb se saja jaati...

kisi garib ke kaam aa jaati...

lattuu bani udankhatola mein ghuma karti hai...
saheliyon ke saath kitty party rehti hai manati...
par kisi garib ke kaam nahi aati...

#Romil Arora

Jalandhar Pind di Chaudharani ho ya Mumbai di Maharani...

Siyane kehande hai...

Jalandhar Pind di Chaudharani ho ya Mumbai di Maharani...
RaJa nu Pyar na de ta Bhatti mein jaye aisi Rani...

(Janani chahe kitni bhi khubsurat ho, haseen ho, ameer ho, kothi wali ho... jab Miya nu Pyar hi na de ta fir kis kaam di...)

#Romil Arora

My Life is My Journey with GuNn... Lucknow... Lakhnau...

😮😉

Tu kisi roz...

tu kisi roz... baarish ki baucharon sa mujhpar pad...
main tujhe mitti si saundhi-saundhi khushboo dunga...

#romil arora

Meri jhoopadi bahut acchi hai...

Hawa bhi chhan kar aati hai
Dhoop bhi khil kar aati hai
Chatai bichakar zameen par jo so jaun main
To neend bhi khoob khul kar aati hai...

Teri AC wali kothi se
Meri jhoopadi bahut acchi hai...

#Romil Arora

हवा भी छन कर आती है 
धूप भी खिल कर आती है
चटाई बिछाकर ज़मीन पर जो सो जाऊँ मैं 
तो नींद भी खूब खूल कर आती है.

तेरी ए.सी. वाली कोठी से
मेरी झोपड़ी बहुत अच्छी है.

#रोमिल अरोरा

Siyane log kehande hai...

Siyane log kehande hai...

Je Janani...Umar se Badi ho na...
Ta har vele samjhaundi rahegi...

Duja... Tere se jyada khubsurat, talented hogi...

Aur Teeja... Tere se jyada kamai wali hogi...

hahahahaha

#Romil Arora

Yeh kaisa rishta tune bana rakha hai...

Yeh kaisa rishta tune bana rakha hai

Ilzaam jispe lagta hai usse se dil laga rakha hai

aur

Use har baar zalil karke tu rota hai khud

Zakhm usko dekar khud ko sazaadar bana rakha hai.

#RaJ 

यह कैसा रिश्ता तूने बना रखा है
इल्ज़ाम जिसपे लगता है उसी से दिल लगा रखा है
और

उसे हर बार ज़लील करके तू रोता है खुद 
ज़ख्म उसको देकर खुद को सज़ादार बना रखा है। 
#RaJ

GuNn ki Arthi....

GuNn ki Arthi...

Bans ki balliyon mein rassi se bandhi zameen pe padi thi...
Upper se Safed chadar odhi hui thi...

Ghar mein Chai ka daur chal raha tha...
Tabhi ek Rishteydar bola...  
"Biscuit milega... Khali pet Chai pi lu to Gas banti hai..."

hehehe

Beta... Kamre ke darwaze pe khada mobile mein laga hua tha...
Girlfriend ko Luv u -  Luv u Whatsapp kar raha tha...

PatiDev ajeeb hi uljhan mein tha...
Tervi karu ya Chauthi mein hi nipta du yeh soch raha tha...
Kaun Haridwar, Sangam jayega...
Yahi Beas mein hi baha dunga... Kaun itna kharcha karega...
RadhaSoami ki muft wali Bus mein hi Antim Yatra karwa dunga... Kaun iske liye Shav-Vahaan book karega...
Purane hi Kapde-Sawl, Panditani ko de dunga... Yahi mantan karne mein juuta tha...
Pata nahi Safed kutra-pajama press karwakar mari hai ya nahi..m yahi mann hi mann soch raha tha...

Door wali Bahu chehare se gumgeen dikh rahi thi... 
Par andar hi andar khush bahut thi...

Padosh wali Saheli Chai bana-bana ke pareshan thi...
Par apna gussa kisi se keh nahi rahi thi...
Bas Chai banane mein Dudh kam Pani jyada daal rahi thi...

RaJ CHAND PE NaaZ KE SAATH DANCE KAR RAHA THA...
REVADI WALI KHEER KHA RAHA THA...

#RaJ

suna hai...

suna hai...
zindagi chaar din ki hoti hai...
chalo... tum mere saath chaar din hi sahi... bitao to sahi...
mujhe bhi to yeh ehsaas hone do
maine bhi zindagi jee hai...

#raj

khayal aacha hai... magar Tere fayde ka nahi...

khayal aacha hai... magar Tere fayde ka nahi...
marne ke baad bhi tujhe jeene dega Khuda nahi...

abhi to kai karz utarne hai...
kahi farz utarne hai...
kai sawalon ke jawab dene hai...
kai khataon pe dil se maafi mangani hai...
abhi maut kahan aayegi...
abhi to Zindagi ki Kahani poori karni hai...

khayal aacha hai... magar Tere fayde ka nahi...

abhi to mere internet ke bill ka repayment karna hai ...
mere waqt barbadi ka ek-ek pai, ek-ek paisa payment karna...

#Romil Arora

Dhritrastra ka Putra Mooh...

Dhritrastra ka Putra Mooh hi Uske aur Uske Rajya ke Patan Ka Karan Bana tha...

Mooh insaan ko andha bana deti hai...

aur Mama to Shakuni ya Kans hi hota hai...

hahaha

#Romil Arora