Meri zindagi se hamesha ke liye chali jao...

Na-Pasand insaan ke saath apni zindagi guzaro...
Meri zindagi kyon tabah karne pe tuli ho...

Mujhpar reham khao...
Meri zindagi se hamesha ke liye chali jao...

- RaJ

Sach se Rubaru...

Sach se Rubaru...

Jab insaan kisi Rooh ke saath khelta hai...
Ya
Jab koi Rooh Insaan ke saath khele...

To uski maut ke pal ka koi pata-thikana nahi hota hai...

- Sultan

Chirag ko thoda jala ke aaye...

chalo Chirag ko thoda jala ke aaye...
hum uski lau ko bada ke aaye...
kisi haseen ke saath bitaye kuch lamhe-e-mohabbat...
Fir un gulabon ko sametkar use tohfa dekar aaye...

chalo Chirag ko thoda jala ke aaye...

apne andheron ka hisaab bhi to usse lena hai...
4380 raaton ka inteqaam bhi to usse lena hai...
band karke lifhafe mein dastaan-e-behehai apni siskiyon ke saath use suna ke aaye...

Chalo Chirag ko thoda jala ke aaye...

- raj

kya-kya Rab pe chhode...

kya-kya Rab pe chhode...

"tu...

tera saath...

apna pyar...

apne haalat...

apna muqaddar...

beete gamo ki potali...

tera har raat mujhse bewafai karke dusare ke saath sona...

sach ki kitab ka jala hua kona..."

tumhi kaho kya-kya Rab pe chhode...

Maa ko Rab pe vishwas kar chhoda tha...

vishwas tootkar chaknachoor ho gaya...

Darbaro mein hazari sirf isliye lagata hu...

Jahan bhi ho ab to Maa ko khushiyan baksh Mere Datiya...

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Haazire-Khidmat mein umr bhar rahe Jallad ke...

NaaZ kehti hai...

Mujhe kya lagta hai Sultan...
Tumne koi qasam khai hui hai ki tum bewakuf bane rahoge...
Koi chahe tumhe kitni dafaa ya baar-baar tumko bewakuf banata rahe...
Sacchai ke baad bhi tum bewakuf bane rehte ho...
Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai?...

"Haazire-Khidmat mein umr bhar rahe Jallad ke...
Hum sar jhukate gaye... Woh sar qalam karta gaya..."

- Sultan

Timepass - Bachpan ki woh ameeri...

Timepass...

Endu - Bachpan ki woh ameeri na jaane kaha kho gai...

RaJ - Simple... Beauty Parlour mein... make-up, shake-up mein... Lipsticko mein... Sohne-Sohne mehange-mehange salwar-suit mein... mobile bill mein...

aur kahan... Saara rupiya paisa sab wahi barbaad hua hai...

hehehe...

Radio... Humko Mann ki Shakti dena... Teri umeed tera intezaar karte hai...

Bade dino ke baad Radio pe koi aacha gaana baj raha tha...

"Humko Mann ki Shakti dena...
Mann Vijay kare...
Dusaron ki Jay se pehle khud ko Jay kare.."

Tabhi Tumne bola tha...
"Bathroom mein itni dair se kya kar rahe ho?"

Maine jawab diya tha...
"Anjeron ke utare hue rang-birange kacche (half boxer) pehankar fitting check kar raha hun...

Aaj tuesday local weekly market se purchase karke laya tha...

Mujhe thoda time lagega...

Tumne gusse se bola tha...
"Maine na tumko un rang-birange kaccho ke saath gas pe rakhkar jala dena hai...

Khabardaar jo tumne mere samne pehne yeh kisi ke utare hue kapde..."

Maine bathroom ke andar se bola tha...
"Are rupiya dekar purchase karke laaya hu... Koi bheekh thodi na maangi hai...

Itne saare log khareedate hai us market se kapde...

Tumne kaha tha...
"Mujhe kuch nahi pata... Bas tumne yeh kisi ke utare hue kapde nahi pehanne hai... Samjhe..."

Fir maine un kapdo ko next week usi market mein thele wale ko dhund kar wapas kar diye.... Bina rupiya wapas liye...

Radio naye gaane pe track change kar chuka tha...

"Teri umeed tera intezaar karte hai...
Aye Sanam hum to sirf tumse pyar karte hai...

Jaaneman hum bhi tum pe Jaan nisaar karte hai...
Aye Sanam hum to sirf tumse pyar karte hai..."

- Raj

Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...

Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...
Tu jab-jab gussaye dil kare re Mauja Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko aye Raja Ji...

Tu roothe to roothe mere din and meri raatein...
Aisa zaalim hai bistar par bhi kare na mulaqatein...
Pal-pal nain churaye kare na baata Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...

Na phone kare...
Na bheje chittiyaan...
Na apni sakhi-saheliyon ko pataahe...
Kitna bedard hai dekho puche na mere haalata Ji..
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko aye Raja Ji...

- RaJ

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...

Mitr kehti hai... Keh do unko...

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...
Par tumhe yeh nahi pata...
Humne majboor kar rakha hai tumhe yeh chaal chalne ke liye...

aur

Tumhe to yeh bhi nahi pata Utth kis karvat bethega...
Haathi ko bhi tumhare peeche khula chhod rakha hai humne...

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#Romil

Aise hi kuch baatein...

Tasveer uski...

Log aksar mujhse apna chehara chupate hai, taki main kahi padh na lu...
*****

Yaar main to bina Tankhuwa wali naukari kar raha hun...

Ek post woh karti hai.. 
Fir main uska reply deta hu...
Fir uske reply ka wait karta hu...
Fir woh naya post karti hai...
Fir main uska reply deta hu...

posting-posting khel rahe hai...

Bina Salary ke Job kar raha hu...
*****

Seedha sa Propose hota hai... Bilkul simple...

I love you... Yes or No...
If Yes I love u too...

Marry me... Yes or No...
If Yes... 02 saal ke andar Yummy Mummy ban gai...

12 saalon se bina gear ki gaddi chala raha hun...
*****

Kuch bhi Haq se nahi karti hai...

Na naam Haq se leti hai...
Na apna mujhe Haq se kehti hai...
Na Haq se pyar jatati hai...

Ladai-jhagda bhi Haq se nahi karti hai...

Pehle Aap-Aap kehti thi ab to Tum-Tu-Tadaak karke bolti hai...

Chiddiya ki tarah Chi-Chi
Titar ki tarah Ti-Ti
Kabutar ki tarah Ku-Ku karti rehti hai....
*****

Insaan ko sach kehkar Dil ka Huzra saaf kar dena chahiye...

Bas sab Kul-Maalik pe chhod dena chahiye...

Agar Mohabbat sacchi hai to tera hi hoga... Warna tera hokar bhi saari umar gair ka rahega...

- raj

Lo ho gaya ladai-jhagda...

Sunny Veere... Na koi mamla na koi masla...
Raati sanu boli Babuji di badi yaad aa rahi hai...
Savere pehle gaadi fhad ke apne Pind Mayke chali gai...

In jananiyo nu koi ni samaj sakda...

hahaha

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Rahi hamari-tumhari baat...

Saade kol keda Gaaliyon da Toota pad gaya hai...

Hune suno...

"Teri behan di...
Teri mausi ki ladki di...
Teri bua ki ladki di..."

Lo ho gaya ladai-jhagda...
Pad gai kalege utte thandak...

Ab to manane aa jao...

hahaha

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Suna hai... Woh ilzaam Technology pe laga rahe hai...
Apni galtiyon ko chhupa rahe hai... 

Keh ke... Bol ke...
Dil ka Huzra saaf kar lena chahiye...
Dil mein baat daba kar rakho to Rishton mein karwahat dair talak rehti hai...

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