REAL LIFE JoKE

roMiL (Breakfast time) - Kya yaar itna namak, tumko breakfast bhi banana nahi shikhaya tumhare ghar walon ne.
HoNey - Silent mode. Ek dum chup.
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roMil (Dinner time) - Kya tum nahi karogi saath main dinner.
HoNey - mood nahi hai.
RoMiL (Dinner karte hua) - Abhe itni jyada mircha.....tere to....su su su su.
HoNey - KYA KARE DINNER BHI BANANA NAHI SHIKHAYA HAMARE GHAR WALON NE.... hehehehehe.... yeh lo pani pe lo.
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roMiL - Tum sudharoge nahi. morning main galat bol diya tha, maaf bhi kar do. gussa chodo. sorry baba. ab dinner kya karenge.
HoNey - Abhi naya dinner lagati hu. 5 min. saath main karenge.
roMiL - Iska matlab tumne dinner nahi kiya. Jhooti ho ek no. 1 ki. Main bhi aata hu kitchen main.
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roMiL - yeh jo mere poora mooh, mirchi se kharab kar diya uska kya?
HoNey - raat main bahut saari pyari-pyari kisses se meetha kar dungi. mere shona
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]