Paagal ki baatein, pagal hi jaane...

Tum logon ko kya lagta hai...
Nahi batao...
Kya lagta hai...

Yahan koi Mughal-e-Azam chal rahi hai...
Koi Anarkali naach rahi hai...

Koi Neem-Hakeem Mardangi ke Nushkhe baat raha hai...
Ya fir muft mein Jawan hone ki davaa mil rahi hai...

Abe yeh mera blog hai...
Ismein likhi baatein tum logon ke palle nahi padegi...
Yahan khamkha chakkar lagana chhod do...

Agar Bavaseer hai to Doctor ko dikhao...
Savita Bhabhi ke kisse sunne hai to kahi aur jao...
Girlfriend se chutkara chahiye to Baba Bengali ke pass jao...
Haryanavi dance dekhna hai to Dance Party nachwao...
Is blog pe aakar waqt na gawao...

Ismein likhi baatein samaj se pare hai...
Pagal ki baatein, pagal hi jaane...

- Romil RaJ