Friday, July 27, 2018

Radio... Naam gum jayega... Surmai aankhiyon mein... Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi...

Tum bol uthi thi...
"Mujhe weekend ka hamesha beqarari se intezaar rehta hai...

Mujhe jo tumhari baahon mein aaram se raat bhar sone ko jo milega...

Aur morning mein Garma Garm Coffee with tight Huggy..."

Radio pe ek sweet gaana baj raha tha...
"Naam gum jayega,
Chehara yeh badal jayega,
Meri aawaz hi pehchan hai,
Gar yaad rahe..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Ohhh okay... Waise apna lappi lao blogging karni hai..."

Tumne bola tha...
"Rehan de... Aap Beqaar di gallan likhde rehande ho... Khamkha galiyaan kaada karte ho...

Poore dunia ko pata chal chuka hai SHEE aur uski Maa Randi auratein hai... Aur Randi ko Randi hi kehte hai, Devi nahi... Okay...

GuNn bewafa, matlabi hai...

Tumhara Bhai, Bhabhi makkaar, ehsaan fhramosh, tumhari maa ke qaatil hai...

Tumhare boss jo the ghatiya, harami, jaleel, kuteriya log hai..

Sab dunia ko pata chal gaya hai... Now relax... Galiyon ka countdown ab The End karo...

Aao jaldi se jappi pa lo..."

Radio surile tarane sunane mein laga tha...
"Surmai aakhiyon mein
Nanha-Munna Sapna de ja re...
Nindiya ke udate pankhi re...
Aankhiyon mein aaja saathi re..."

Maine bola tha...
"Lao lappi yaar... Bas thoda si blogging kar lene do... Sirf 30min... Fir coffee banakar lata hun..."

Tumne bola tha...
"Lo lappi... Poore mood ki maa-behan kar dete ho...qasam se...

Beta, tumse to blogger walo ko paisa wasoolna chahiye... jo unke cloud server pe itna besirpair ka load bada rakha hai...

Tumhara blog agar koi Insaan read kar le to uska BP high/ low dono hota rahe...

Agar tumne mere baare mein kabhi bhi ulta-seedha likha, maine to tera tetua hi daba dena hai raat mein... Sacchi..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Yeh lo tumhara lappi return... Tumhari bhadaas ke saath mera bhi kaam khatam...

Main chala coffee banane..."

Radio bol raha tha...
"Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi...
Guzarte waqt ki har mauj thehar jayegi..."

- RaJ

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