Radio... Piya re... C A T, cat maane billi...

Tumne kaha tha...
Hello... Idhar...

Maine kaha tha...
Kaun?

Tumne kaha tha...
Maine tere gaal utte Chapet maarni hai zor naal... Tab pehchan paoge...

Maine kaha tha...
Ohhhhhh Tum... tumhari surili aawaz se pehchan paya... Kitni baar bola hai tumse yeh makeup-shakeup mat kiya karo... Pari ban jaati ho to pehchan nahi paata hun...

Mera mobile bed pe pada hai... Zara dena...

Radio pe instrumental music song baj raha tha...

"Piya re... Piya re... Piya re... Piya re...
Thare bina laage nahi mera jiya re...
Oh Piya re... Piya re..."

Tumne bola tha...
Bed pe rakha tha... Ab tumhara mobile locker mein rakha hai...

Aadhe message maine pad liye hai... Aadhe message mandir mein jakar maa ko padh kar sunaugi.. ki unke Bhalu ki kartute... Third class ladkiyon ke saath chatting ki baatein...

Aur saare messages mera advocate padega...

Tumko to Court mein dekhungi Mr...

Maine kaha tha...
Tum Coat mein dekho chahe mujhe underwear mein dekho... Tumhara haq banta hai...

Maaf kar do... Ab nahi karungi chatting-messaging... Bhool ho gai...

Tumne kaha tha...
Bhool ek baar maaf kar bhi dungi...
Magar bewafaai nahi...

Khayal rahe... 
Pyar karoge to bepanaah mohabbat karungi...
Wafa karoge to Wafa karungi, 
Bewafaai karoge to bewafaai karungi...
Main un jaisi ladkiyon mein nahi hu... Jo maa-baap ke pass jakar roye, dukhada sunaye... Ya tumhari bewafaai yaad karkarke aansoo tapkaaye... 

Tumhari yeh mucche kaatkar tumhare haath mein dhar dungi...

Seedhe talaaq hi le lungi... Samjhe...

Apni cousin sister se kaho cousin hi bani rahe Rakhail banne ki koshish na kare...

Radio saath-saath baj raha tha...

"C A T cat, cat maane billi,
R A T rat, rat maane chuhaa,
Are Dil hai tere panje mein
To kya hua..."

- raj