Radio - Anand...

Maine kahan tha...
"Badtameez aurat zara tameez se pesh aaya karo mujhse...

Janti ho mera Saala, England mein rehta hai... England mein... Samjhi..."

Tum boli thi..
"Tabhi main sochu hamesha wahan ke Jhande ki underwear kyon pehne rehte ho...

Raat mein main hi utarati hu isko...

Kaun sa angrez tumhari Bibi ko utha le gaya tha jo is tarah badla le rahe ho sabhi angrezon se?"

Maine bol tha...
"Tum jao Chai banao... Tumse to seedhe mooh baat karna dhubar hai..."

Tum boli thi...
"Turn aapka hai mahashey... Aap jakar Chai banao...

Bada aaye England wale Arora Ji...

Ab kya Chai England se aa rahi hai... Jo itni dair lag rahi hai...

Apne Saale se keh dena Biscuit bhi bhejwa de England se..."

Maine radio on kar diya... Radio pe Anand movie ke song baj rahe the...

Kahi door jab din dhal jaye...
Maine tere liye hi...
Zindagi kaisi yeh peheli...
Na Jiya laage na, mera tere Bina...

- RaJ