Radio... TajMahal...

Radio pe gaana baj raha tha...

"Bom diggy diggy...

Bom... Bom..."

Tumne kahan tha...

"Bhai ne TajMahal gift diya hai, humdono ko..."

Main bol tha...

"Saath-Saath yeh bhi bata deta ki is Makbare mein humdono ko zinda dafan hona hai ya marr ke...

Iska kya karu?

Isse to aacha Banda England ki jagah Punjab se hi aata kam se kam Choley-Kulche hi leete aata, subah ka naasta to ho hi jaata... Ya fir Kashmir se aata to chaar akhrooth, badam ki giriyan hi lete aata...

Is TajMahal ka kya karu...???"

Tumne bola tha...

"Kaun si waali taange tudwana chahte ho aap? Right ya left? 

Nahi mujhe aisa lag raha hai taang todne padegi...

Aur hospital bill ki tension mat lena, main pay kar dungi..."

Maine kahan tha...

"Yeh sach hai main tumse darta hun... Par itna julm-o-sitam mat dahaho is Bande pe...

Waise kamaal ka Banda hai TajMahal gift diya hai .... hahaha..."

Tumne jawab tha...

"Now keep quiet... Listen... Pyar se diya hai pyar ki nishani pyare couples ko..."

Maine kahan tha...

"Ek Aurangzeb to paida nahi hone de raha... 36Age ho gai mujhe to darr hai performance bhi ho payegi ki nahi..."

Tumne kaha tha...

"Sirf tum motorcycle chalane ke baare mein sochana... Aur Rab ne chaha to NaaZ honi hogi to ho jayegi... Itna mat pareshan raho... Nahi to jag mein batheri NaaZ hai jise hum apni NaaZ bana sakte hai...

Tum jao Chai banao aachi wali aur main chali TajMahal ko upper wahan rakhane..."

Radio, TaJMahal movie ke soundtracks ke saath apni performance de raha tha...

"Jo baat tujhmein hai teri tasveer mein nahi...
Jo waada kiya hai woh nibhana padega...
Paaon Chu lene do..."

- RaJ