Kahi khayalon mein hi na simat ke reh jaye...

kahi khayalon mein hi na simat ke reh jaye,
haqiqat mein tere ho na paye...
yaadon mein dubbkar marne se to behtar hai...
tujhe gair ki baahon mein dekhte, jalte hue marr jaye...

- raj

na jaane...

na jaane kab duaaein rang layengi...
dooriyan kab nazdekiyan ban payengi...

hum kab honge rubaru... rooh-e-rooh...
na jaane kab hasratein poori ho payengi...

waqt dard ke saath beeta... betata chala gaya...
na jaane kab khushiyan zindagi mein aayengi...

na jaane...

- raj

talvarein to maidano mein hi khichi jaati hai...

talvarein to maidano mein hi khichi jaati hai...
Ishq, kamre mein band darwazon ke peeche, khidkiyon pe parda bichakar kiya jaata hai...

hahaha...

Rahi teri meri kahani...

"Parda nahi jab koi Khuda se to bando se parda karna kya...
Jab Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya..."

Saari duniya ko pata hai tera-mera afsaana...
12 saalo se ishq ne kar rakha hai diwana...
Na jaane kya aage rang layega zamana,
Tera hoga pehle ya maut ke gale lag jayega parwana...

Chup-chup ke kahan aata hai humko ishq farmana...

- RaJ

Radio... Dil Chori Sadda ho Gaya...chadti Jawani meri chaal mastani... Dil kahe ruk ja re ruk ja... Tum agar saath dene ka vaada karo...

"Dekho please mazaak mat karo... Meri tabiyat bahut kharab hai... Mujhe laite rehne do... Mere mobile se SMS kar do ki main aaj+kal medical leave pe rahungi...

Tumne bistar pe katvat lete hue kaha tha...

Radio... Baj raha tha...

"Dil Chori sadda Ho Gaya...
Asi Ki kariye... Ki kariye...
Naino mein kisi ke kho gaya...
Asi Ki kariye... Ki kariye..."

Mai Bola tha...
"Suno... Bas thermometer laga lo juban ke neeche... Fir laito aaram se... Mujhe check karne do bukhaar..."

"Tum doctor mat bano... Mujhe nahi lagana thermometer..."
Tum bol uthi thi...

Fir maine jabardasti tumhare mooh mein thermometer laga kar fever check kar liya...

Fir mobile pe doctor se concent karke medicine/ doses sms karwa li... Normal baat thi isliye doctor ko bulaya nahi, na hi usne aana jaruri samjha... 2nd day agar same condition rehti to jarur doctor ke pass lejakar check-up karwata... Ghar ke pass ki medical shop se jakar medicine le aaya..

Radio abhi bhi baj raha tha...
"Chadti Jawani meri chaal mastani
Tune kadar na jaane Rama...
Hey Rama..."

"Utho... Yeh dudh-bread kha lo... Fir medicine kha lo... Fir so Jaana"

Maine bola tha...

Tumne jawab diya tha...
"Nahi khana kuch bhi... Jao idhar se... Mujhe aaram karne do... Tum to chahte ho main jaldi marr jaun..."

Main tumko uthate hue, takiye ke sahare baithate hue bola tha...
"Nautanki nahi... Fhatafat dudh-bread Khao... Aur fir medicine Khao..."

Tumne gusse se bola tha...
"Pata nahi khamkha doctor bane fir rahe ho tum... Marr jaungi main..."

Main bola tha...
"Finish karo dudh... Medicine kaho aur aaram fharmao... Shaam tak theek ho jaogi... Main lunch ka kuch intezaam karta hun..."

"Mujhe nahi khana Lunch... Kuch bhi nahi khana..."
Tumne fhatafat jawab diya tha...

Radio tanha baje ja rahe tha...

"Dil kahe ruk ja re ruk ja... Yahi pe Kahi jo baat is jagah hai kahi pe nahi...
Jo baat is jagah hai kahi bhi nahi..."

Daant khakar tumne din mein Lunch bhi kiya... Shaam ko fir saath Sofe pe baithkar Chai bhi pi... Fever ab nadarat tha...

Radio baj raha tha...
"Tum agar saath dene ka vaada karo...
Main yuhi maat nagame sunata rahunga..."

raj

Real Timepass - Rang Birangi Kacchiya...

Shopkeeper - Ki chahida Bauji... Ini dair se dekhi ja rahe ho?

Romil - Hai ki tere kol... Capri aur shirta... Mai bacchiya waste Salwar-Suit chaunda si...

Shopkeeper - Saddi dukaan wich to yeh rang-birangi kacchiya hi hai Bacchiya vaste...

Bauji... Aj kal di Jananiya bhi yahi pehanna pasand kardi hai... Fashiona hai ajkal da... Nikki-Nikki jeansa, Yeh ulool-julool likhi t-shirta... Ajkal di Kudiya ko ahe hi pasand hai Bauji...

Gatbandhan karte hai...

In suljhe hue dhaago se bandhan ko baand lete hai...
Kya khayal hai tumhara...
Gatbandhan karte hai...

Mitr mandali tyago ab...
Ab jeevansaathi chuno...
Bana kar ek jhopadi pyar ki...
Apni zindagi mein thoda ulajhate hai... thoda jhagdte hai... thoda ladte hai...
Kya khayal hai tumhara...
Gatbandhan karte hai...

Mujhe kya chahiye...?
Sirf Tum...
Tumhe kya chahiye...?
Bolo na... Bolo na...
Chalo na ek Risk life mein aur lekar dekhte hai...
Kya khayal hai tumhara...
Gatbandhan karte hai...

RaJ

Apni to aadat hai Jugnu ki tarah timtimate rehna...

Yunh tanha rehna...
Yunh khud-ba-khud tujhse teri baatein karna...
Apni to aadat hai Jugnu ki tarah timtimate rehna...

Tera aashiq, tere shehar mein tha...
Sabko thi is baat ki khabar...
Koi chor thodi na the
Jo padta chhup-chhup ke rehna...

Aakhir mein hi Sahi...
Par hai to isi mehfil mein hi...
Ek Nazar teri Inayat ho jaye...
Mehak uthega Kona-Kona...

aur

Kya pata is baar Kaun Sa Zehar lekar aai ho,
Maut hi de dena...
Roz-Roz na pade tadapna... Yunh Rona...

#Romil Arora