Learning... Single...

Learning... 

Ek to train 05 hours late pahuchi thi... Upper se suraj ka sitam jaari tha... Sirf Jalandhar mein baarish, mausam rocking tha baaki sab jagah sukha tha... Kisi tarah bus pakadkar Jammu se Katra pahucha... private bus full overloaded thi... Woh local ki savari bhi baithate, utarte chalte hai na...

Ek to main paseene se tar-batar tha... jee chahta tha bas Pani ki balti apne upper udel li jaye... Jaise hi hotel mein pravesh kiya, room dekha... Usko book karne ko bola... 
Manager ne kaha, Sir kya aap single hai?
Maine kahan, Yes...
Manager bola Sorry Sir... Hum single person ko room nahi dete, sirf family ya couples ko dete hai...

Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...

Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...
Tu jab-jab gussaye dil kare re Mauja Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko aye Raja Ji...

Tu roothe to roothe mere din and meri raatein...
Aisa zaalim hai bistar par bhi kare na mulaqatein...
Pal-pal nain churaye kare na baata Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...

Na phone kare...
Na bheje chittiyaan...
Na apni sakhi-saheliyon ko pataahe...
Kitna bedard hai dekho puche na mere haalata Ji..
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko Raja Ji...
Teri gali pe pyar aaye mujhko aye Raja Ji...

- RaJ

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...

NaaZ kehti hai... Keh do unko...

Chaal to tumne bahut unda chali hai...
Par tumhe yeh nahi pata...
Humne majboor kar rakha hai tumhe yeh chaal chalne ke liye...

aur

Tumhe to yeh bhi nahi pata Utth kis karvat bethega...
Haathi ko bhi tumhare peeche khula chhod rakha hai humne...

- Sultan

Aise hi kuch baatein...

Tasveer uski...

Log aksar mujhse apna chehara chupate hai, taki main kahi padh na lu...
*****

Yaar main to bina Tankhuwa wali naukari kar raha hun...

Ek post woh karti hai.. 
Fir main uska reply deta hu...
Fir uske reply ka wait karta hu...
Fir woh naya post karti hai...
Fir main uska reply deta hu...

posting-posting khel rahe hai...

Bina Salary ke Job kar raha hu...
*****

Seedha sa Propose hota hai... Bilkul simple...

I love you... Yes or No...
If Yes I love u too...

Marry me... Yes or No...
If Yes... 02 saal ke andar Yummy Mummy ban gai...

12 saalon se bina gear ki gaddi chala raha hun...
*****

Kuch bhi Haq se nahi karti hai...

Na naam Haq se leti hai...
Na apna mujhe Haq se kehti hai...
Na Haq se pyar jatati hai...

Ladai-jhagda bhi Haq se nahi karti hai...

Pehle Aap-Aap kehti thi ab to Tum-Tu-Tadaak karke bolti hai...

Chiddiya ki tarah Chi-Chi
Titar ki tarah Ti-Ti
Kabutar ki tarah Ku-Ku karti rehti hai....
*****

Insaan ko sach kehkar Dil ka Huzra saaf kar dena chahiye...

Bas sab Kul-Maalik pe chhod dena chahiye...

Agar Mohabbat sacchi hai to tera hi hoga... Warna tera hokar bhi saari umar gair ka rahega...

- raj

Koi Naye Tarah Ka Bhastachaar Karo Ab...

Bade Babu koi naye tarah ka bhastachaar karo ab...

Wahi kaagazon par hariyali ke naam pe Paude lagana...
Wahi anaaj ki boriyon ka godown mein pada shadd jaana...
Wahi sarkari aspataal ki davaon ka kha jaana...
Wahi baar-baar sadak ke gaddon ka bhara jaana...
Wahi kagazon pe vikas ki paribhasha likhi jaana...
Wahi garib-majlumo ka paisa kha jaana...
Wahi Sauchalao ke naam pe chaar deewaro ki kothari khadi kar dena...

kuch naya bhastachaar hona chahiye...

- Romil RaJ

Lo ho gaya ladai-jhagda...

Sunny Veere... Na koi mamla na koi masla...
Raati sanu boli Babuji di badi yaad aa rahi hai...
Savere pehle gaadi fhad ke apne Pind Mayke chali gai...

In jananiyo nu koi ni samaj sakda...

hahaha

(2)

Rahi hamari-tumhari baat...

Saade kol keda Gaaliyon da Toota pad gaya hai...

Hune suno...

"Teri behan di...
Teri mausi ki ladki di...
Teri bua ki ladki di..."

Lo ho gaya ladai-jhagda...
Pad gai kalege utte thandak...

Ab to manane aa jao...

hahaha

(3)

Suna hai... Woh ilzaam Technology pe laga rahe hai...
Apni galtiyon ko chhupa rahe hai... 

Keh ke... Bol ke...
Dil ka Huzra saaf kar lena chahiye...
Dil mein baat daba kar rakkho to Rishton mein karwahat dair talak rehti hai...

#Romil Arora

Aaj ki hi tareekh likh lo...

NaaZ kehti thi...

"Aaj ki hi tareekh likh lo."

Us din August 09, 2006 thi.

"Aane wale saalon mein tumhari Ruhani tarakki hone lagegi...
Dil ka huzra saaf hone lagega... 
Ruhaniyat ka ehsaas hone lagega...

Shabd, Shabd mein samane se pehle, Jyot, Jyoti mein leen hone se pehle,
Tu maalik ki taraf seediyan chadane lagega..."

- Sultan...