Saturday, July 28, 2018

Miya ki Jeb chahe kitni bhi khali rahe...

Miya ki Jeb chahe kitni bhi khali rahe... tang rahe...
Agar Begum ki mohabbat saath ho to woh usi mohabbat ko Jeb mein daale Badshah ki tarah firta rehta hai...

apne Successful...
Gates, Zuckerberg, Ambani se puch lena...

"Agar Begum Sahiba badkirdaar ho jaye na to hum bhi dekhte hai saari ameeri kidhar jaati hai..."

- RaJ

Yeh mohabbat hai.... Yahan haath do aur do, chaar nahi hote...

Mohtarma Sahiba...

"Yeh Mohabbat hai...

Yahan haath do aur do, chaar nahi hote...
Balki roohein ek aur ek, ek ho jaati hai...
Agar ek rooh, jism se aazad ho jaye na, to dusari rooh fir ek hone ke liye sadiyon tak tadapti rehti hai..."

#Romil

मोहतरमा साहिबा...

"यह मुहब्बत है...
यहाँ हाथ दो और दो, चार नहीं होते...
बल्कि रूहें एक और एक, एक हो जाती है...
अगर एक रूह, ज़िस्म से आज़ाद हो जाये ना, तो दूसरी रूह फिर एक होने के लिए सदियों तक तड़पती रहती है..."

#रोमिल

Bewafaai khud karo... Ilzaam haath ki Lakeeron ko dete raho...

Yeh ajeeb masla hai...

"Bewafaai khud karo...

Ilzaam haath ki lakeeron ko dete raho..."

Kabhi maa-baap ki pasand
Kabhi rishtedaaro ki parvah...
Kabhi samaaj ke taano ka darr...
Kabhi aashiq ki khasta maali-haalat...
Are keh kyon nahi deti tumse Jawani sambhali nahi gai..."

- RaJ

khamosiyan darwaze pe akad ke baithi hai... andar badi hi dilchasp guftugu chal rahi hai...

"khamosiyan darwaze pe akad ke baithi hai...
andar badi hi dilchasp guftugu chal rahi hai..."

#Romil

खामोशियाँ दरवाज़े पे अकड़ के बैठी है...
अंदर बड़ी ही दिलचस्प गुफ़्तगू चल रही है...

#रोमिल

Friday, July 27, 2018

Radio... Naam gum jayega... Surmai aankhiyon mein... Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi...

Tum bol uthi thi...
"Mujhe weekend ka hamesha beqarari se intezaar rehta hai...

Mujhe jo tumhari baahon mein aaram se raat bhar sone ko jo milega...

Aur morning mein Garma Garm Coffee with tight Huggy..."

Radio pe ek sweet gaana baj raha tha...
"Naam gum jayega,
Chehara yeh badal jayega,
Meri aawaz hi pehchan hai,
Gar yaad rahe..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Ohhh okay... Waise apna lappi lao blogging karni hai..."

Tumne bola tha...
"Rehan de... Aap Beqaar di gallan likhde rehande ho... Khamkha galiyaan kaada karte ho...

Poore dunia ko pata chal chuka hai SHEE aur uski Maa Randi auratein hai... Aur Randi ko Randi hi kehte hai, Devi nahi... Okay...

GuNn bewafa, matlabi hai...

Tumhara Bhai, Bhabhi makkaar, ehsaan fhramosh, tumhari maa ke qaatil hai...

Tumhare boss jo the ghatiya, harami, jaleel, kuteriya log hai..

Sab dunia ko pata chal gaya hai... Now relax... Galiyon ka countdown ab The End karo...

Aao jaldi se jappi pa lo..."

Radio surile tarane sunane mein laga tha...
"Surmai aakhiyon mein
Nanha-Munna Sapna de ja re...
Nindiya ke udate pankhi re...
Aankhiyon mein aaja saathi re..."

Maine bola tha...
"Lao lappi yaar... Bas thoda si blogging kar lene do... Sirf 30min... Fir coffee banakar lata hun..."

Tumne bola tha...
"Lo lappi... Poore mood ki maa-behan kar dete ho...qasam se...

Beta, tumse to blogger walo ko paisa wasoolna chahiye... jo unke cloud server pe itna besirpair ka load bada rakha hai...

Tumhara blog agar koi Insaan read kar le to uska BP high/ low dono hota rahe...

Agar tumne mere baare mein kabhi bhi ulta-seedha likha, maine to tera tetua hi daba dena hai raat mein... Sacchi..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Yeh lo tumhara lappi return... Tumhari bhadaas ke saath mera bhi kaam khatam...

Main chala coffee banane..."

Radio bol raha tha...
"Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi...
Guzarte waqt ki har mauj thehar jayegi..."

- RaJ

Usne yeh jimmedariyan bakhoobi uthai hui hai...

Usne yeh jimmedariyan bakhoobi uthai hui hai...

Mujhpar tohmatein lagana...
Mujhe sare-raah jaleel karna...
Mere khawabon ko tabah karna...
Meri aankhon se ba-dastur ashk girana...

#Romil Arora

Sach se waakif...

Is sach se main poori tarah waakif hun... ki meri zindagi mein koi Superman, Spiderman, Avengers nahi aane wale...

Mujhe khud hi apna Maseeha banna padega...

"sabko ladne pade apne-apne yudh,
chahe Raja Ram ho, chahe Gautam Buddha"

- Romil