Somnath Ji ke Mandir ki tarah hai Dil mera...

Somnath Ji ke Mandir ki tarah hai Dil mera...

Sattrah-Sattrah (17-17) hamlo ke baad bhi...

Fir se khada hua hai usi shaan-o-shauqat, usi rutbe, usi dileri se...

ab tum ise inteha kaho bardasht ki...

ya fir la-elaaz marz kaho but parasti ka...

ya fir junoon kaho ibadat ka...

abhi to sirf 12 hamle kiye hai tumne...

05 to abhi tak baaki hai...

- RaJ

tumse hamara naam to likha nahi jaata... Ishq kya khaakh likhogi...

tumse hamara naam to likha nahi jaata...
ishq kya khaakh likhogi...

Usse
Ishq karna bhi hai...
Ishq likhna bhi hai...
khamosh rehna bhi hai...
guftugu ki aadat bhi hai...
mujhe paana bhi hai...
zamane se chhupana bhi hai...
mujhpe nazre bhi teeki hai...
mujh hi se parda bhi hai...
pasand bhi hai...
saath hi saath na-pasandagi ka bahana bhi hai...

ajeeb uljhano mein hai...
woh shaks ajeeb uljhano mein hai...

- raj

bhala rishton mein isse bada bhi koi daga ho sakta hai...

bhala rishton mein isse bada bhi koi daga ho sakta hai...

meri ho...

meri ho...

meri ho...

aur

soti kisi gair ke saath ho...

- raj

I'm richest man in the world...

maine apne lafzon se pucha hi nahi kabhi...

12saalon ka waqt kidar guzar gaya...

tumne padha hai inko...

ek baar puch jarur lena...

"kaash main bhi kabhi

apni Jeb mein tumhari wafaaien rakh kar keh paata...

"I'm richest man in the world..."

- RaJ

Meri mashrufiyat bhi tum...

Meri mashrufiyat bhi tum...
Meri tanhai bhi tum...

Ashkon ki behti ek-ek boondh mein...
Mere halak se nikle hue ek-ek lafz mein...
Meri mohabbat ki akad mein...
Padi gai ek-ek Dua mein..
Har hisse mein kabza kar rakha hai tumne...
Par Pata nahi kyon yeh Jaan chhod rakhi hai... Na jaane kab is Jaan pe bhi apni pakad rakhogi...

- RaJ

Kis duniya ki aurat ho tum...

Kis dunia ki aurat ho tum...
Kis darje ki mohabbat kar baithi ho tum...
Khuda ne tumhari rooh ko itni pakiziyat kyon bakshee hai...

Janta hun...
Tadapti ho andar hi andar...
Sisakati rehti ho andar hi andar...
Par juban pe mera naam tak nahi leti...

Ishq mein bada uccha mukaam haasil kar liya hai tumne...

- Tumhara RaJ...

Radio... Gudia humse roothi rahogi... Agar tum Bhula na Doge...

Tumne pucha tha...
"Oye Hero... Kahan mashruf ho? Blogging?"

Maine jawab diya tha...
"Kiara Advani ke Lust Stories wala Lust Scene dekh raha hun..."

Tumne gusse mein bola tha...
"Wapas... Jaldi wapas karo... wapas karo mera Lappi... Aag lage YouTube Channel ko aur tumse video share karne walon ke account mein... Aag lage..."

Main chhup-chaap lappi rakh kar utha aur Radio On kar diya...

Radio pe bada hi behtareen gaana baj raha tha...
"Gudia humse ruthi rahogi...
Kab tak na hasogi...
Dekho ji kiran si lehrai...
Aai re aai re Hansi aai..."

Thoda dair ke liye sannata hi pasra raha Radio bajta raha...
(Tum mujhe yun bhula na paoge... Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara mil gaya hota...)

Tumne mujhe coffee dete hue, bedsheet theek karte hue pucha tha...
"Waise kaun se wala video dekh rahe the... Saree wala ya Sex wala..."

Maine jawab diya tha...
"Saree wala..."

Tumne fir kaha tha...
"Bandi ne kya kamaal ka scene diya hai... Saree wale aur sex wale dono video mein... Chha gai hai Bandi acting se... Saree scene mein to solid expression hai.."

Maine pucha tha...
"Tumne kab video diya?"

Tumne kaha tha...
"Bahut pehle... Mobile pe hi ek friend ne link bheja tha.. tabhi dekha tha video...

Waise tumhara aaj motorcycle chalane ka irada hai..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Nahi... Tum apne office se jo kaam lai ho... Use complete kar dete hai... Month last tak thoda khali pade bank account mein kuch rupiya aa jayega..."

Tumne kaha tha...
"Chalo theek hai... Tum kaam karo... Appa to chale sone... Jab bed pe aana to tight si huggy yaad se dena mat bhulna...

Aur Kiara Advani ke video ke siwa koi dusara video mat dekhne lagna... Samjhe..."

Maine kaha tha...
"Ji Maalik..."

Radio pe tarane baj rahe the...
"Gar tum bhula na doge,
Sapne yeh sach hi honge,
Hum Tum Juda na honge..."

- RaJ