Sunday, November 9, 2008

JoKE

Management Consultant DoLL to Students : - Aaj main aap logon ko three different letters likhana shikhati hu.
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1. Job Application Letter
Sewa Main
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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Maine aapko, aapki secretary ke saath prem-prasang karte hue dekha hai. Aap kahe to main aapki patni/ pati/ghar walon ko bata du ya fhir aap mujhe job appointment letter send kar rahe hai.
Aapka aabhari
Dhanewaad
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2. Job resignation letter
Sewa Main
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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Aapka pati/patni/ladki/ladka bahut sexy hai. Main uske saath prem karna chahta/chahati hu.

Aapka kramath karkarta
Dhanewaad
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3. Job Transfer letter
Sewa Main

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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Jab se aapki yeh naye secretary aaye/aaya hai. Tab se office ka mahool bahut khushnuma ho gaya hai.
Ab main saalon tak yahi head office main job karna chahta hu, mujhe apna transfer nahi karwana hai.
Aapka aagyakari sewak
Dhanewaad

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[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

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