Sunday, April 18, 2010

NAAZO KI BAATEIN...

NAAZOO KI BAATEIN...

VeRy InTeresTing CHOTI-CHOTI BAATEIN...


Jab main Class 6th main tha... yeh tab ki baat hain...

NaaZ - $ultan... Suno na... Hum aapko kuch interesting batane aaye hain...

RoMiL - Mujhe apne test ki taiyaari karni hain... Yaar main kam se kam test main to 1st aa jayun... Padai karne do... Waise bhi Principal ho ya Teacher sab to mere peeche pade rehte hain...  

NaaZ - $ultan... Pehle hamari baat suno....suno....

RoMiL - Dimaag mat kharab karo... jayo yahaan se...

NaaZ - Nahi... Pehle aap hamari baat suno....

RoMiL - Jayo yaar... jyada BC (Bak C----di.... Indian Gaaaallliiii... hehehehehehe) mat karo... mujhe padai karne do...

NaaZ - BC ka kya matlab hua???

RoMiL - BC... BC... BC... BC... BC matlab BHAI CHARHA... Matlab Jyada Bhai Charha yani Mailjole mat badao... BC... BC...

NaaZ - Aacha... jaane do BC... pehle suno...

RoMiL - Tum pehle mujhe samjha hi lo... Yeh lo band ho gali kitabeee...

NaaZ -
Ek baar ek bande ne Allah se pucha aapne bahut kuch banaya hain... yeh aasmaan... yeh dharti... yeh chand, suraj, taarein, paid-paudhe, pahaar, insaan.... magar aapki sabse keemati kalakari kya hain???



Allah ne kahan BETI...

fhir pucha aapki dusari sabse keemati kalakari kya hain???
Allah ne kahan BETI...



Fhir pucha aapki teesari sabse keemati kalakari kya hain???
Allah ne kahan Aurat ke sabhi roop...


Fhir pucha aapki chauthi sabse keemati kalakari kya hain???
Allah ne kahan BETA



$ultan aapko pata hain... Allah ne aaisa kyon kahan...

Kyunki Allah ne khud banaya hain aur sabko samjhana chahta hain...


betiyaan ghar banati hain...
betiyaan samaj badati hain...
betiyaan hi apne baachon ko aache insaan banati hain...

Hain na $ultan... interesting...

RoMiL - Haan... Allah ki sabse keemati cheezh... Haan...

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