NAAZ KI BAATEIN

NAAZ KI BAATEIN

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8th standard

NaaZ - Phir aap uske peeche the... aap ki band bajani padegi... woh bhi dholak ki tarah...

RoMiL - Tumhi ne to fhasaya hain... yaad nahi....

NaaZ - hehehehehe

RoMiL - aacha Naazoo... yeh batao humko kisse pyar karna chahiye...

jo khoobsurat hain (SHEE) uske saath

jo pada-likha hain (GuNn) uske saath ya

jo ameer hain (Ziya) uske saath...

NaaZ - JO SIRF IMANDAR HAIN USKE SAATH...

RoMiL - Matlab???

NaaZ - Aacha aap ek pathar utha kar humko do...

RoMiL - Yeh lo...

NaaZ - Sukriya Ji... Sukriya farmati hu... Sukriya... hehehehe

RoMiL - Tumko zor se thappad marunga... aacha khasha woh Kutta so raha tha... tumko usko pathar marane ki jarurat kya thi... kitni zor ke usko lagi hogi... pagal ho... bewakuf ho tum...

NaaZ - Isliye hum aapse bahut pyar karte hain hamare $ultan... kyunki aap imandar ho...

Humne bahut baar jealous hokar aapse GuNn ki burai ki magar aapne aaj tak humko kuch nahi kahan, kyunki aap jante the ki hum sach keh rahe the...

Yahan tak ki hamare liye aapne Ziya ko thappad bhi maar diya...

Yahan tak ki aapko bhi humne bahut baar kharab bola... magar aapne humko kabhi bhi kuch nahi kahan, bas thoda sa gusse wala naaraz ho gaye fhir aapne aap maan bhi gaye ya fhir humne maana liya aapko...

Yeh kutta aapka kuch nahi lagta, na isse aapko koiye kaam hain... jab ki hum aapke best friend hain... aapki padai main bhi aapka saath daite hain, aapki madad karte hain... aap hamara roz-roz lunch bhi kha jaate ho....  fhir bhi aapne is kutte ke liye humko kharab bol diya...

Kyunki aapka MANN IMANDAR hain...

$ultan... hamesha us insaan se mohabbat karo jo IMANDAR hain... kyunki woh insaan kabhi bhi aapke saath na to galat karega aur na kabhi aapke saath kuch galat hone dega...

Isliye to hum aapke aashiq hain...

RoMiL - Chale dadi amma... kham kha lecture suna diya... mera bag apni cycle main rakho... aur humko ghar tak chodo...

NaaZ - Pehle aap chalo na $ultan Ji... hehehehe....

Aacha Ji ek aur choti si baat bataiye...

Sab log mohabbat to RadhaKrishna jaise karna chahte hain... magar pal bhar main hi Radha badal laite hain... ya fhir ladkiyaan, Krishna badal laiti hain...

$ultan... Jis din aapko kisi se bhi sachi mohabbat ho na... aap jisko apni Radha maano... kabhi bhi woh isthan kisi ko mat dena...

Krishna Ji ki 16,108 gopiyaan thi (jisse bhagvata purana ke anusar unki patni bhi kahan jata hain), magar unhone kabhi bhi Radha ka isthan kisi ko nahi diya.... aur jab tak yeh sansar rahega RadhaKrishna ek hi naam rahega...

RoMiL - Meri dadi amma... mera bag mujhe wapas kar do... main tumhare pair padata hu... mujhe baksh do... apna lecture band karo... nahi to mere kaano se rakht parvah ho jayega...

Yah rabba is ladki ko tune kaise banaya...