Betaabi hai... Arora seedha bhi ulta bhi Arora...

NaaZ keh rahi thi...

Yeh court-room hai Janaab, yahan mard ulajhane se darte hai, main to poore mehakame, poore khandaan ko bulane ko betaab baithi hun...

Koi bas chhu ke dekhe to tujhe... 
tujhe Chhedne ki saaza to main deti hi rahungi...

Isi liye kehti hu... 
"jitni jyada degree hongi, 
utni jyada ladai aasan hongi..."

Saawalon ke teer bhi taiyaar hai mere pass...
"Shaadi kyon nahi ki abhi tak...
Koi mard nahi mila
Ya
Ek mard se jee nahi bhara..."

"14 saal naukari ki hai tumhare yahaan mere muwakkil ne,
Suna hai raat ke 10-10 baje, 11-11 baje... Kabhi-Kabhi to poori-poori raat kaam karta tha...
Office ka hi kaam karwati thi ya fir raat mein koi aur sewa leti thi..."

"Suna hai... Tere marad ko marad jyada pasand hai..."

"Mr. Follow-up... Suna hai aapko Follow-up karne ka bahut shauk hai... Ya fir Mr.Technology kahe...
Waise Ghar mein jo CCTV lagwaye hai woh Beti ke liye hai ya fir Naukrani ke liye..."

- Sultan