Tuesday, August 21, 2018

kehti hai shaadi kar lo...

kehti hai shaadi kar lo...
akelapan door ho jayega...
budhape mein pani puchhane wala koi mil jayega...

main puchata hun...
tumne to shaadi kar li thi...
kya tumhara akelapan door ho gaya?
budhape mein tumko kya Shauhar Chai banakar pilayega?

fir kahogi Baby paida kar lo...
family ho jayegi to sab theek ho jayega...
family ho jayegi to Banda bandh jayega Begum ke saath...

main puchata hun...
tumhara bhi to Beta hai... 
kya family mein nazdikiyan badh gai... dilon mein ek-dusare ke liye mohabbat badh gai...
ya fir shaadi sex karne ka licence hai tumhare liye...

shaadi koi jua nahi hai...
jo baazi lag gai to lag gai...
pit gai to pit gai...
jaise tumhari baazi pit chuki hai...

#romil arora

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chalo khud apne hatho se na shi...Pr meri chai ka intezaam to krgey he...Ye gurantee hai...Itni jgh to kama he li hai maine, aur rahi baat bandhan ke...To bete ke vjh se ye ghr bandha zarur hai...Hum chahe khush ho na ho...Pr humne bahut se rishto ko bandh rkha hai, khushi barkarar rkhi hai..izeet se,..Chahe khud ke izaat mitti keli..

Rhi baad licence ke...To aaj ke zamane me kisi b umar me licence ke zarurt nai...Aur shadi b koi licence nai hai..Shadi krke b insaan aapni marzi se salo saal sex se dur rh skta hai..

Apne zindgi ke bahut sare tajurbe dekhe hai...Shayd aache kam air bure zaida...Isliye aap kisike sath bura kabhi nai kroge..Kam se kam ik duniya me ik insaan to aapke vjh se,mehfooz,khush, aur izaat se rh skta hai..To aap kio nai kisi ladki ka bhala kardete ho..Kitno ke duaye aapko milegi..Sochne wali baat hai... Sochlo zra..Guzarish hai..

ROMIL ARORA said...

Nice... Chai ka intezaam kar diya hai Miya ne... Lagta hai aachi-khasi rakam deta hai Miya. If any investment guidance please contact me, free services... hahaha... Par sach yeh bhi hai ki swayam Miya chai bana ke Pilate aur dono saath chai piye uska sukun kuch aur hi hota hai...

2. To khelo na Rakshabandhan, Rakshabandhan, poora ghar-parivar khelo... Parivar jo hai na woh Pyar ki wajah se bandhata hai na ki rishton ki wajah... Please sacrifices, majbooriyon ko pyar ka naam mat do... Aur sach ko accept kiya karo ki Haan hum family saath hai magar in-in conditions pe.

3. Licence, maine koi camera thodi na tumhare peeche lagaya hua hai jo dekhe tum kab Miya ke saath bed-kabaddi khel Rahi ho... Ya fir self-practice kar rahi ho... Waise aajkal Toys ka zamana hai... hahahaha...

4. Guzarish qabool... koi rooh Ko sukun dene wali ladki mili to kal hi jakar shaadi kar lunga. Okay... pehle mile to sahi...waise ik Dilli wali sweet si teddy bear hai, Naaz kehti hai ishq ki Maari hai bechari...par woh mujhe ghaas tak nahi daalti hai...

Anonymous said...

Cheee kinna ganda likhte ho..Baat to sahi kahi,ke agr miya khud banake pilaye to baat he kuch aur ho..Aab hr koi RAJ jaisa to ho nai skta,vrna raj exclusive kaise ho..

Aur camera and licence ,Gr dil mile ho to licence n camera ke zarurt nai..

Toys,shadi shuda jodi jahan rhti ho,wahan toys nai hote, samjhe..

Third point samajh nai aaya..Self practice kya hai...
Haan, dil na mane to shadi ke baad b self control and self respect ye dono important role play krte hain.. aur ye self respect n control thodi asaan ho jati bai agr koi ehsaas me apke bhut kareeb ho..
Pr ye sab thumari samjh se bahar hai..Gussey ke mare bhussa jo bhr liya hai akal me..

ROMIL ARORA said...

1. Miya se kehkar dekho, shayad lottery lag jaye aur woh chai banakar pila bhi diya kare...


2. Iska matlab bed-kabaddi hoti hai, rare hi sahi, par hoti hai...

Aur kitna Jalil karogi RaJ ko... Janti ho isse badi jalalat kya hogi us Insaan ke liye ki woh jisse Mohabbat karta hai woh kisi dusare ke saath soti hai...

Ab tum yeh kehkar palla jhad logi ki main GuNn nahi hun...

3. Third point... Like Fingering... Apne haath jagannath... Agar samaj nahi aaya to jyada better hai ... Main isse jyada nahi open ho sakta blog pe...

4. Yes accepted... Bhussa to bhara hua hai is akal mein... Warna kaun itne saalon tak yunhi behinteha pyar karta...

Anonymous said...

1.. na na..Mang kr koi icha puri karvai to kya karvai..Yahi meri life ke sabse badi tragedy hai..Mangna manzur nai..Aur yahi sabse bada kalesh b hai..Mujhe mangna nai gawara...Aur unhe bin mange dena nai gawara...Hahahahaha..

2..Nai bilkul nai..
Kuch din phle kuch likha thaa tumne...Ke pinjre sirf qaid krne ke liye nai,kabhi kabhi hifazat kr liye b hote hain..Sach kaha thaa,kabhi kabhi zindagi me kuch log aise b mil jate hain,jinse koi rishta nai hota,pr unse ik gehra rishta hota hai..Aur wo rishta aapse dur the b bhut sare rishte nibha jata hai,apko apne aapse bandh kr rkhta hai..Un rishton ke ehsaas se aap zindgi ka sukoon paa lete ho..Bs aisa he ik anjaan ajnabi sa rishta hai,jo na hoke b mujhe mukammal kr jata hai,jissey vjh se main mehfuz hu ..shuqrguzar hu uss ehsaas ke jo hawa ke trh hamesha asapas rha pr mera kabhi na hua..

3..Apne hath jagannath..Ye lucknavi language samjh nai aai..Agr cheap hai to rhne do..

4..Koi pyr but nai kiya tumne kisise..Pyr kamzor nai banata..Hosla badhata hai..Jene ka tarika samjhata hai..

ROMIL ARORA said...

1. "bina kahe O suno Yaara..." Pakistani song hai Ankit Tewari ne gaaya hai Bin Roye movie mein... Outstanding words...

Waise Haq se haq mangane mein kaisa sharmana... Ab dekho khuda se itna kuch maang lete hai, humne koi fixed deposit thodi na rakhwai hui hai rab ke pass, bas haq hai isliye kuch bhi maang lete hai...

Keh ke dekho... Maangke dekho... Bahut saare masle hal ho jayenge...

Ab dekho usne Sahil to diya hi hai haq ke saath tumko...

Waise main to nadidon, besabron, mangaton ki tarah tumse har roz apne hisse hi mohabbat maang leta...

2. Ab Hoti hogi bed kabbadi to mujhe thodi na bataogi... Yeh baatein kisi bhi platform pe thodi na ki jaati hai... hahaha...

Waise Hoti bhi hogi to main kya kar sakta hun, uska haq hai... Needs to uski bhi Hoti hogi, agar woh tumse needs fulfill nahi karega to Kahan jayega bechara... Chalo rehne do...

3. Cheap baat hai... Main bhi discussion nahi karna chahta...

4. Main bahut strong hu... Bas thoda sa nikamma-nakara hun... Waise Gobhi kaddukas ki, masale mix kiyr, aata gundha... fir 04 small-small se paratha kahe.. hahaha...

Main sach mein job karna chahta hu, but preference business ko dena chahta hu... Rab kuch na kuch jugaad jarur nikalega mujhe yakeen hai...

Meri pocket mein paise hote na to main kuch sincerely kar raha hun... Sacchi Baba...

Anonymous said...

Haq ka b ik haq hota hai..Pr tum nai samjhoge..So jane do..

Gud luck...Dhundne ae to rabb b mil jata hai..Ye to job hai..

ROMIL ARORA said...

Job...Yes... Par abhi mood nahi hai dhundhane ka...