Tuesday, August 21, 2018

kehti hai shaadi kar lo...

kehti hai shaadi kar lo...
akelapan door ho jayega...
budhape mein pani puchhane wala koi mil jayega...

main puchata hun...
tumne to shaadi kar li thi...
kya tumhara akelapan door ho gaya?
budhape mein tumko kya Shauhar Chai banakar pilayega?

fir kahogi Baby paida kar lo...
family ho jayegi to sab theek ho jayega...
family ho jayegi to Banda bandh jayega Begum ke saath...

main puchata hun...
tumhara bhi to Beta hai... 
kya family mein nazdikiyan badh gai... 
dilon mein ek-dusare ke liye mohabbat badh gai...
ya fir shaadi sex karne ka licence hai tumhare liye...

shaadi koi jua nahi hai...
jo baazi lag gai to lag gai...
pit gai to pit gai...
jaise tumhari baazi pit chuki hai...


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chalo khud apne hatho se na shi...Pr meri chai ka intezaam to krgey he...Ye gurantee hai...Itni jgh to kama he li hai maine, aur rahi baat bandhan ke...To bete ke vjh se ye ghr bandha zarur hai...Hum chahe khush ho na ho...Pr humne bahut se rishto ko bandh rkha hai, khushi barkarar rkhi hai..izeet se,..Chahe khud ke izaat mitti keli..

Rhi baad licence ke...To aaj ke zamane me kisi b umar me licence ke zarurt nai...Aur shadi b koi licence nai hai..Shadi krke b insaan aapni marzi se salo saal sex se dur rh skta hai..

Apne zindgi ke bahut sare tajurbe dekhe hai...Shayd aache kam air bure zaida...Isliye aap kisike sath bura kabhi nai kroge..Kam se kam ik duniya me ik insaan to aapke vjh se,mehfooz,khush, aur izaat se rh skta hai..To aap kio nai kisi ladki ka bhala kardete ho..Kitno ke duaye aapko milegi..Sochne wali baat hai... Sochlo zra..Guzarish hai..

Anonymous said...

Cheee kinna ganda likhte ho..Baat to sahi kahi,ke agr miya khud banake pilaye to baat he kuch aur ho..Aab hr koi RAJ jaisa to ho nai skta,vrna raj exclusive kaise ho..

Aur camera and licence ,Gr dil mile ho to licence n camera ke zarurt nai..

Toys,shadi shuda jodi jahan rhti ho,wahan toys nai hote, samjhe..

Third point samajh nai aaya..Self practice kya hai...
Haan, dil na mane to shadi ke baad b self control and self respect ye dono important role play krte hain.. aur ye self respect n control thodi asaan ho jati bai agr koi ehsaas me apke bhut kareeb ho..
Pr ye sab thumari samjh se bahar hai..Gussey ke mare bhussa jo bhr liya hai akal me..

Anonymous said...

1.. na na..Mang kr koi icha puri karvai to kya karvai..Yahi meri life ke sabse badi tragedy hai..Mangna manzur nai..Aur yahi sabse bada kalesh b hai..Mujhe mangna nai gawara...Aur unhe bin mange dena nai gawara...Hahahahaha..

2..Nai bilkul nai..
Kuch din phle kuch likha thaa tumne...Ke pinjre sirf qaid krne ke liye nai,kabhi kabhi hifazat kr liye b hote hain..Sach kaha thaa,kabhi kabhi zindagi me kuch log aise b mil jate hain,jinse koi rishta nai hota,pr unse ik gehra rishta hota hai..Aur wo rishta aapse dur the b bhut sare rishte nibha jata hai,apko apne aapse bandh kr rkhta hai..Un rishton ke ehsaas se aap zindgi ka sukoon paa lete ho..Bs aisa he ik anjaan ajnabi sa rishta hai,jo na hoke b mujhe mukammal kr jata hai,jissey vjh se main mehfuz hu ..shuqrguzar hu uss ehsaas ke jo hawa ke trh hamesha asapas rha pr mera kabhi na hua..

3..Apne hath jagannath..Ye lucknavi language samjh nai aai..Agr cheap hai to rhne do..

4..Koi pyr but nai kiya tumne kisise..Pyr kamzor nai banata..Hosla badhata hai..Jene ka tarika samjhata hai..

Anonymous said...

Haq ka b ik haq hota hai..Pr tum nai samjhoge..So jane do..

Gud luck...Dhundne ae to rabb b mil jata hai..Ye to job hai..