REALly funny...

Jab bhi koiye aashiq apne mehboob ki tasveer dekhata hai...
koiye aashiq usse chand kehta hai,
koiye aashiq usse gulab kehta hai,
koiye aashiq usse rabb ka noor kehta hai.
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Magar Maine Jab Tasveer Dekhe Thi To Usse
TERRORIST Kahan Tha. Saachi Rabb Ki Sau. hain na really funny. :-)
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

joKE

Aunty - DoLL tumhara MBA complete ho gaya?
DoLL - Nahi...Pata nahi chala kahan 05 yrs chale gaye.
Aunty - Phone par aur kahan.
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JOke - REAL liFE

Bahut Samay Baad Jab Baache, Apni Maa Se Milate Hai To!

Maa Kehti Hai - Kitna Dubala Ho Gaya Hai Mera Baacha! Kuch Khaate Nahi Ho Kya? Apna Khayal Nahi Rakhate Ho?
Aur Meri Maa Kehti Hai - Kitna Motulala, Golu-Molu Ho Gaya Hai, Kitna Peethu Ho Gaya Hai! hehehehehehehehe...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JoKE

RoMiL - (Honey Se) - Darling Chalo Aaj Baahar Dinner Karne Chalte Hai.

Honey - (RoMiL Se) - Kyon Mujhe Khana Banana Nahi Aata???

Kya Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhe Khana Banana Nahi Shikhaya???

RoMiL - (Honey Se) - Tumhare Gharwalon Ne Tumko Khana Banana Shikhaya Hai, Magar Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhe Bartan Dhona Nahi Shikhaya Hai.

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JoKE

Management Consultant DoLL to Students : - Aaj main aap logon ko three different letters likhana shikhati hu.
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1. Job Application Letter
Sewa Main
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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Maine aapko, aapki secretary ke saath prem-prasang karte hue dekha hai. Aap kahe to main aapki patni/ pati/ghar walon ko bata du ya fhir aap mujhe job appointment letter send kar rahe hai.
Aapka aabhari
Dhanewaad
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2. Job resignation letter
Sewa Main
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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Aapka pati/patni/ladki/ladka bahut sexy hai. Main uske saath prem karna chahta/chahati hu.
Aapka kramath karkarta
Dhanewaad
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3. Job Transfer letter
Sewa Main
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...............................,
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Aadarniye Sir/Madam,
Jab se aapki yeh naye secretary aaye/aaya hai. Tab se office ka mahool bahut khushnuma ho gaya hai.
Ab main saalon tak yahi head office main job karna chahta hu, mujhe apna transfer nahi karwana hai.
Aapka aagyakari sewak
Dhanewaad
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[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

joKE

Bo$$ - Tum akele room main keval EK BOY STUDENT ko kya pada rahi thi?

Management Consultant DoLL - GiRl Management!

Bo$$ - Kya main tumko GiRL Management padane ke liye salary deta hu?

Management Consultant DoLL - Sir, pada to main business management bhi sakti hu, magar koiye boy padane chahe tab na.

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JoKE

Angel - Romil Tum Sirf Mere Ho...Mere Ho...Aur Main Sirf Tumhari Hona Chahti Hu.... Sirf Tumhari...I M NOT LIVING WITHOUT U!

Romil - Mujhe To Yeh Tumhari Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achi Lagti Hai.

#Romil

joKE

Doll - Romil, I Luv U. Chalo HumTum Movie Dekhane Chalti Hai, Golmaal Returns Chalte Hai Dekhane!

Romil - Nahi Yaar, Abhi Main Tumhare Pass Nahi Aa Sakta, Abhi 90 Kms. Run Nahi Kar Sakta, Dusare District Nahi Aa Sakta, Waise Bhi Naukari Jaan Hi Aafat Bani Hue Hai!

Doll - Romil, Chalo Marriage Kar Laite Hai. "i m not living without u" Tab To Tumko 90 Kms. Nahi Aana Padega Jaan, Na Tumhara Time Waste Hoga.

Romil - Movie Kaun Se Dekhane Hai 6 pm to 9 pm ya 9 pm to 12 pm.

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

JoKE

Angel - Romil, I Love U.
Romil - Mujhe is duniya ka sabse kharab shabd lagta hai I LUV U. Yeh teen shabd sunne ke liye ek ladka apni zindagi ke kitne saal kharab kar deta hai. Woh pal jisme usse duniya main kuch banna hota hai, kuch kar dekhana hota hai, sapne sach karne hote hai.
Angel - Romil, Sacchi Kasam Se I Love U.
Romil - Agar tere vaade par aitbaar hota sanam to hum khushi se marr nahi jaate.
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

ReAL LiFE JoKe

RoMiL - Tumhare Surat Bilkul Meri Sanam, Mera Pyar, Meri HoNey Se Milate Hai.

LaDkI - STOP IT.....WOMERNISER.....RANGREELIYA KARTE HO...... TIME PASS KARTE HO....

RoMiL - Aare Wah, Wah Tum Baatein Bhi Bilkul Meri HoNey Ki Tarah Karte Ho.
:-)
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

REAL LIFE JoKE

roMiL (Breakfast time) - Kya yaar itna namak, tumko breakfast bhi banana nahi shikhaya tumhare ghar walon ne.
HoNey - Silent mode. Ek dum chup.
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roMil (Dinner time) - Kya tum nahi karogi saath main dinner.
HoNey - mood nahi hai.
RoMiL (Dinner karte hua) - Abhe itni jyada mircha.....tere to....su su su su.
HoNey - KYA KARE DINNER BHI BANANA NAHI SHIKHAYA HAMARE GHAR WALON NE.... hehehehehe.... yeh lo pani pe lo.
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roMiL - Tum sudharoge nahi. morning main galat bol diya tha, maaf bhi kar do. gussa chodo. sorry baba. ab dinner kya karenge.
HoNey - Abhi naya dinner lagati hu. 5 min. saath main karenge.
roMiL - Iska matlab tumne dinner nahi kiya. Jhooti ho ek no. 1 ki. Main bhi aata hu kitchen main.
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roMiL - yeh jo mere poora mooh, mirchi se kharab kar diya uska kya?
HoNey - raat main bahut saari pyari-pyari kisses se meetha kar dungi. mere shona
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

joKeS.

GiRl - Yaar Romil...Pata Nahi Kyon Tumhare Peeche Shaadi-Suda Aurate Lage Rehte Hain!
RoMiL - Pata Nahi....Magar, Shayad Yeh Duniya Main Pehle Baar Hua Hoga "bina experience wale bande ke peeche experience wale banda laga hua hai" hain na....hehehehehe...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]