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Showing posts with label OnLy Masti.. Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2009

fir mehka hai yeh shehar kyon

fir mehka hai yeh shehar kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne aanchal apna udaya hai...

~*~

bejaan sadak, raah-e-ishq ban gai hai kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne paayal apni jhankai hai...

~*~

chhup-chhup kar dekh rahe hai yeh log kyon

shayad kisi husn wale ne naqab apna hataya hai...

~*~

badh rahe hai ajnabi mere shehar mein kyon

shahad uske husn ka charcha, chand ne phelaya hai...

~*~

dil hi mein reh gaye hai mohabbat-e-izhaar ki umeed meri kyon

shayad apne ghar ka toota hua jhappar yaad mujhe aaya hai...

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, August 31, 2009

na jaane kya hua???

paaon zameen par rehte nahi hain

aasmaan main udata rehta hu kyon

dil hain mera bhekha, bhekha kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

jab se dekha chehara hain woh

aankhon main kaiye khawab hain kyon

raaton main neend aati hain

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

uske hoonton ki woh haansi

barsaat main khelati woh pari

dupatta haawaon main udata hua

baar-baar usko sochata rehta hu kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

pal-pal nazarein usko dhundati hue

madhosi main nazarein khoye hue

aalam yeh lagta hain badla-badla kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

saansein hain khoye-khoye

intezaar main uske soye-soye

baar-baar usse milana chahe yeh dil kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

~*~

paaon zameen par rehte nahi hain

aasmaan main udata rehta hu kyon

dil hain mera bhekha, bhekha kyon

na jaane kya hua???

na jaane kya hua???

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

teri pooja karu...

teri pathar ki moorati banau

teri pooja karu...

din-raat jaapu naam tera

tera pair dho-dho piyun

teri pathar ki moorati banau

teri pooja karu...

~

pyar ke phoolon se sajau tujhe

khushiyoon ke rang lagau tujhe

aarti utaru subah-shaam teri

teri pooja karu...

teri pathar ki moorati banau

teri pooja karu...

~

duniya ke taano ki mujhe koiye parwah nahi ab

main to hu pujari tera yeh sabko batau

pyar hoga amar mera

duniya ko dekhlau

teri pathar ki moorati banau

teri pooja karu...

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

KUCH ALAG...

SOME STUPID LINES....
main kitna sweetu-sweetu hu
choti-choti baat par rooth jaya karta hu
fhir pal bhar main hi dost ban jata hu...
chidiyoon ke saath khelata hu
mitthi ka ghar banata hu
gudda-gudia ki shaadi karwata hu
apne phone se rabb ko phone karta hu
main kitna sweet-sweetu hu...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

tu mann ki bahut sundar...


tu mann ki bahut sundar

re biwi maire

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

~*~

jiski biwi itni sundar

woh kyon dusari kisi ko chedhe

re biwi maire

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

~*~

din bhar main to naukari karu re

raat bhar taire sewa karu main

kahan maire pass waqt jo karu main chedachedi...

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

~*~

yeh sakhiyaa sab tujhse jaale re

jhoote ilzaam re mujhpe maade re

tu to apne pati ko jaane

re biwi maire

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

~*~

main to bahut seedha-saada

tere siwa kisi aur ko na chahta

mann main maire bas taire hi ek moorat

re biwi maire

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

jiski biwi itni sundar

woh kyon kisi ko chedhe

re biwi maire

tu mann ki bahut sundar...

[written by romil ($uNny) arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, May 11, 2009

ban kar aaye hain....

mausam main bhi kaisa naasha chaya hain
lagta hain barsaat bhi sharab pi kar aaye hain....
~*~
usko dekh kar kaisi hue badan main hararat
mehboob bhi kaise shabnam ban kar aaye hain....
~*~
yeh thik hain ki baadalon ke peeche chupa rahe chand aaj ki raat
lagta hain yeh raat aafat ban kar aaye hain....
~*~
nighao se baat na karo aaj tum
lagta hain yeh nighayen qayamat ban kar aaye hain....
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Friday, May 8, 2009

bahut hoor woh lagati hain...

Choti si kurti sang salwar pehne
honton par muskaan liye
bahut hoor woh lagati hain...
~*~
maathe par choti si bindi lagaye
apne laambe baalon ko ek chooti main sajaaye
bahut hoor woh lagati hain...
~*~
pairoon main payal pehane
haanton main mehandi rachaiye
chooriyoon ki khankhanat main
bahut hoor woh lagati hain...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, April 20, 2009

bolo yeh khayal kaisa hain??

sochata hu ki main
ek ladki abhi patau
fir usse shaadi rachau
usi ke ghar mein gharjamai bankar zindagi bitau
bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
bolo bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
~*~
sochata hu ki main
kahi se mil jaye mujhe nooton se bhara ek bag
meri zindagi bhi ho jaye ek dum cool peg
bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
bolo bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
~*~
sochata hu ki main
santa clause mujhe mil jaye
jo meri zindagi ka har sapna poora kar paye
bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
bolo bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
~*~
sochata hu ki main
har manzil mujhe mil jaye
bhool se bhi koi bhool na humse ho paye
bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
bolo bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
~*~
sochata hu ki main
GOD ban jayun
sari duniya ko apni marzi se chalu
bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??
bolo bolo yeh khayal kaisa hai??

#Romil

सोचता हूं की मैं 
एक लड़की अभी पटाऊं 
फिर उससे शादी रचाऊं 
उसी के घर में घरजमाई बनकर जिंदगी बिताऊ 
बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है? 
बोलो बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है? 

सोचता हूं कि मैं 
कहीं से मिल जाए मुझे नोटों से भरा एक बैग
मेरी जिंदगी भी हो जाए एकदम कूल पैग 
बोलो एक ख्याल कैसा है?
बोलो बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है? 

सोचता हूं कि मैं
सांता क्लास मुझे मिल जाए 
जो मेरी जिंदगी का हर सपना पूरा कर पाए 
बोलो एक ख्याल कैसा है?
बोलो बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है? 

सोचता हूं की मैं 
हर मंजिल मुझे मिल जाए 
भूल से भी कोई भूल ना हमसे हो पाए 
बोलो एक ख्याल कैसा है?
बोलो बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है?

सोचता हूं की मैं 
गॉड बन जाऊं 
सारी दुनिया को अपनी मर्जी से चलाऊं
बोलो एक ख्याल कैसा है?
बोलो बोलो यह ख्याल कैसा है?

#रोमिल

Friday, April 17, 2009

Oh soniye MBA clear kar le...

aankhon main specks laga kar
haanton main books utha kar
aaja mahi ve lets start ve...
mobile ko zaara thoda durr rakh le
mtv rodies ko band kar de...
woh biwi hi kya jo MBA na ho
aa haathon main books tham le...
Ooye tu MBA clear kar le....
Oh soniye MBA clear kar le...
Oh baliye MBA clear kar le...
Oh soniye MBA clear kar le...Heyy...
~*~
maira padane main nahi laage dil
bol piya main kya karu...
pyar karne ko chahe yeh dil
bol piya main kya karu...
~*~
ohh...ohh...
Oh chal thoda kitab padh le yaara
thoda kalam ko utha le yaara
le ban gaya tu teacher soniya
le ban gaya tu professor soniya....
Ho zaara subject main concentrate kar yaara
Oh jaise padai ka pappu ho yaara
le ban gaya tu teacher soniya
le ban gaya tu professor soniya....
woh biwi hi kya jo MBA na ho
aa haathon main books tham le...
Ooye tu MBA clear kar le....
Oh soniye MBA clear kar le...
Oh baliye MBA clear kar le...
Oh soniye MBA clear kar le...Heyy...
[inspired - written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

MBA pass karwa dejeiye...

maire prabhu is ladki ki thodi si madad kar dejeiye
kisse tarah isko MBA pass karwa dejeiye
~*~
fail ho-hokar yeh ho gaye hain pareshan
finance se rehte hain hamesha hairaan
~*~
marketing management yeh samaj nahi pati hain
capital management main hamesha phaas yeh jaati hain
~*~
business environment isse pasand nahi hain
production & operations management yeh kar nahi paati hain
~*~
qualitative techniques isse aati nahi hain
business laws main ulajh jaati hain
~*~
bas prabhu itni se veenati svekaar kar lejeiye
kisi tarah dhakka maar-maar kar iski naav paar kar dejeiye
isko MBA pass karwa dejeiye...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Thursday, April 2, 2009

SUNA HAIN...

SUNA HAI aaj kal tumko karwate aati rehti hain raat bhar
tere ghar ke bagal mein koi gulbadan rehne aaya hai...
~*~
SUNA HAI aaj kal tum gumsum rehte ho
har baat nazaron se kehte ho
tere ghar ke bagal mein koi gulbadan rehne aaya hai...
~*~
SUNA HAI aaj kal tumko bhook bhi nahi lagti hai
yaadon mein hi khoye rehte ho
tere ghar ke bagal mein koi gulbadan rehne aaya hai...
~*~
SUNA HAI aaj kal khawab fir tum sajane lage
fhir dua khuda se mangane lage
tere ghar ke bagal mein koi gulbadan rehne aaya hain...

#Romil

सुना है आजकल तुमको करवटें आती रहती है रात भर
तेरे घर के बगल में कोई गुलबदन रहने आया है...

सुना है आजकल तुम गुमसुम रहते हो
हर बात नज़रों से कहते हो
तेरे घर के बगल में कोई गुलबदन रहने आया है...

सुना है आजकल तुमको भूख भी नही लगती है
यादों में ही खोये रहते हो
तेरे घर के बगल में कोई गुलबदन रहने आया है...

सुना है आजकल ख़्वाब फिर तुम सजाने लगे
फिर दुआ ख़ुदा से माँगने लगे
तेरे घर के बगल में कोई गुलबदन रहने आया है...

#रोमिल

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

jawani luta kar bola majnu, laila se

jawani luta kar bola majnu, laila se
jawani to tujh par luta de
bol budhapa kispar lutau...

#Romil

जवानी लूटाकर बोला मजनू लैला से 
जवानी तो तुझ पर लुटा दी बोल बुढ़ापा किस पर लुटाऊँ...

#रोमिल

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Hai Hai Padosi!


Hai Hai Padosi!
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
cheeni khatam ho gaye hain
thodi milege
Main jaara baazar ja rahi hu
thodi dair ke liye mera baacha aapke yahan rukh jaye
Aaj mehmaan ek dum se aa gaye
kursiya de dejeiye
Aaj woh touring par gaye hain
socha aapke saath hi khana kha lu...
Hai Hai Padosi!
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
Mera Jeena duswaar kare
Mujhe pareshan kare
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
~
DVD dopahar ke liye mujhe de dejeiye
main dekh kar wapas kar dungi
Yeh magazine main le jayun padane ke liye
kal lauta dungi
gas cyclinder khatam ho gaya
aaj ke liye aap apna de dejeiye
mera blouse aapki balcony main gir gaya hain
please utha dejeiye
Hai Hai Padosi!
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
Mera Jeena duswaar kare
Mujhe pareshan kare
Hai Hai Padosi!
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
~
Thodi se dair ke liye aap apna scooter de dejeiye
Yeh shirt kahan se li
meri liye bhi la dejeiye
Mera phone work nahi kar raha
Aapka use kar lu
Aaj sunday hai socha morning tea aapke yahaan hi ho jaye
Hai Hai Padosi!
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
Mera Jeena duswaar kare
Mujhe pareshan kare
Hai Hai Padosi!
Mere Padosi! Mere Padosi!
[copyright reserved - written by romil arora]

Friday, January 30, 2009

hum hai kirayedar...

naukari bhi hai
chokari bhi hai
nahi hai to bas ek ghar.
kirayedar
kirayedar
hum hai kirayedar...
http://www.sunny-raj.blogspot.com/
tv raat bhar mat chalao
gaana zor se mat bajao
zor-zor se mat chillao
scooter tumne beech raste mein kyon khadi ki
tumne bahar darwaze ki chitkani kyon nahi band ki
roz-roz hai kitne lafde
hua mera bura haal
kirayedar
kirayedar
hum hain kirayedar......

http://www.sunny-raj.blogspot.com/
dekho deewarein nahi gandi hone chahiye
kisi bhi tarah ki toodh-phoodh nahi chahiye
raat 10:00 baje se pehle ghar aa jana chahiye
bijli bill ka rupiya har mahine alag se chahiye
ek saal ka kiraya advance mein chahiye
kirayedar
kirayedar
hum hain kirayedar...
http://www.sunny-raj.blogspot.com/

shaadi se pehle koi ladki nahi aani chahiye
kisi bhi tarah ki party nahi honi chahiye
dost-yaaron ka raat mein rukna allow nahi
tumhara identity verification chahiye
kirayedar
kirayedar
hum hai kirayedar......

http://www.sunny-raj.blogspot.com/
naukari bhi hai
chokari bhi hai
nahi hai to bas ek ghar.
kirayedar
kirayedar
hum hai kirayedar...

kirayedar

[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

bahut busy hu main yaar...


tabu ke saath mera taaka bheedha hain
saniya ne mujhe love letter likha hain
genelia mere saath chai pena chahati
sushmita ne mujhe dinner par invite kiya hain...
aaj kal time nahi mere pass
bahut busy hu main yaar...
~
kareena mujhe phone par pareshan karti
deepika roz mujhe dating par jane ko kehti
priyanka mujhe shopping par le jana chahte
aishwarya mere saath movie dekhana chahate
aaj kal time nahi mere pass
bahut busy hu main yaar...
~
katrina mere saath sight scene par jana chahate
lara apne mom-dad se milwana chahte
mallika mere saath dance karna chahte
rani mere saath movie shoot karna chahte
aaj kal time nahi mere pass
bahut busy hu main yaar...
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, January 12, 2009

hai hai jawani....


hai re...hai re...
yeh jawani....yeh jawani....
karti hain nadani...
hai hai jawani...hai hai jawani...
~
sohni-sohni kudiya,
inke nakhare dil bar jaani
hai hai jawani....
~
yeh umar,
yeh shola badan,
yeh baatein hain marjaani...
hai hai jawani....
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Monday, December 29, 2008

Top 10 Christmas Gifts

1. Banarasi Saree - Mallika Serawat
2. Ladies Images - Abhishek Bachchan and John Abrahim
3. Black Face Cream - George W. Bush
4. Dairy - Aamir Khan (Ghajani)
5. Makeup Kit and Saloon - Sharukh Khan (RNBDJ)
6. Long Skirt - Sania Mirza
7. Marriage Card (Sample) - Salman Khan
8. Indian Patriotic Songs - V.S.Achuthanandan
9. Dancing Quiz Judge and Cricket Quiz Show Judge Appointment Letter (Sample) - Sourav Ganguly
10. Fighting Kit - RoMiL ARoRA
[WRITTEN BY ROMIL ARORA - COPYRIGHT RESERVED]

Saturday, December 6, 2008

saade pind di kudiya!


saade pind di kudiya!
soni-soni
maakan jaise
karti mundoon ke diloon main dhaamal
saade pind di kudiya!
~
saade pind di kudiya!
tim tim taare jaise
chamakati rehti
saade pind di kudiya!
~
saade pind di kudiya!
sau jaate jab pind wale
tab picchali gali wich bulati
saade pind di kudiya!
~
saade pind di kudiya!
jab main cheedu
tab galiya sunati
fhir pyar naal lassi pilati
sang sang laachati, gaati
saade pind di kudiya!
~
saade pind di kudiya!
kapde kautthe
kapde sukhate
ishare se bulati
saade pind di kudiya!
~

saade pind di kudiya!
charkha chalati
pind da khayal rakhati
maa-bau ji ka samman karti
veeron ke pagadi ki laaj rakhati
pind da naam roshan karti
guruwon da maan rakhati
saade pind di kudiya!
saade pind di kudiya!
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Friday, December 5, 2008

raj....behave yourself!


hoonton ko chu kar pyas bhuja lene de
apni baahon main ek raat guzar lene de..

raj....behave yourself!
~
aang-aang main pyar ke rang saaja lene de
apni baahon main ek raat guzar lene de..
raj....behave yourself!
~
yeh maathe ki bindiya
yeh hoonton ki laali
yeh gaalon ki gulabi
yeh phoolon se saaji shej bhekra lene de
apni baahon main ek raat guzar lene de..
raj....behave yourself!
~
meri tanhaiyon ko durr kar lene de
aaj bekarariyon ko mita lene de
mere dil par haanth rakh aur
dharkano ko qarar lene de
apni baahon main ek raat guzar lene de..
raj....behave yourself!

plz...raj....behave yourself!!
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Baby Alright..Alright..


Yeah Ya Ya Ya
Yeah Ya Ya Ya
Alright...Alright
Baby Alright..Alright..
Jab se tumko dekha hai
dil hai beqarar
bole mera mann aa kar le mujhse pyar!!
Alright...Alright
Baby Alright..Alright...
tum rehti ho nazaron main
sochata rehta hu tumko subah, shaam
tere bina jeena ab hain mera dushwaar
itna samaj lo mere yaar.
Alright...Alright
Baby Alright..Alright...
mere khudha, mere rabb tum ban gaye ho
bas itna karam kar do
ban jayo mera aur apne saanson ko chu laine de..
Alright...Alright
Ohhhh Jaane Jaan.
Baby Alright..Alright...
Sajade main sar jhuke rehane de
sun le meri dua
sun le meri itni eltiza
aaja mere kareeb aur nazaroon ko chuum laine de
Alright...Alright
Baby Alright..Alright..
[written by romil arora - copyright reserved]